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technologicalcaveman, in a classic issue...

I just eat a raw onion. (Not joke)

Chriswild,

Really most fruits and veggies are fine for snacking. Celery is super easy but I will also mix mustard and balsamic vinegar into a dressing for spinach, tomatoe, bell pepper salad

atx_aquarian,
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I think eating a chunk of raw onion was about the only time normal food made me feel as bad as if I’d drank too much crappy liquor.

EatYouWell,

Just don’t be my old roommate who would microwave it for 8 minutes first.

Hellstormy, (edited )
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

That would be nearly disintegrated if he really did it for 8min

EatYouWell,

Nope, they basically become sautéed onions. The layers kinda pop out one by one. Iirc it was only an 800W microwave.

I’d say you’re welcome to try it yourself, but be warned that literally everything you own will smell like onions.

joyjoy, in Yes, I'm a rancher

The stripes are fake. They’re just printed on the bottle.

GrammatonCleric,
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The whole bottle is fake, fool!

netwren, in a classic issue...

Why does this remind me of Glen from IASIP

MataVatnik, in a classic issue...
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What an incredible painting, anyone have the source?

stebo02,
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MataVatnik,
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U da mvp thanks homie

wafflez, in trash

2001 looks the coolest

weker01,

I like the 2006 one. But I’m biased I had a similar one irl

The_v,

That is one thing I dislike about all of the modern OS’s is the flat bland style. It’s boring and completely unnecessary with modern hardware.

EvilTed, in Sleepover at a friend's

Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in How do you like this, sexists?
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Tfw you’ll never have a qt3.14 soccer gf to kick your balls around 🥲

CADmonkey, in a classic issue...

It’s even worse for me. I can leave the snacks at the store all I want, but I can’t escape because I can bake. If I get bored I’ll end up making cookies.

EatYouWell,

It’s so easy too, and really only takes a few minutes of work. I’m a little mad at my mom for teaching me to bake.

ryannathans,

Try this one, simply don’t buy any bags of sugar

stebo02,
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Don’t buy sugar then

toomanypancakes,
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I started making cookies when bored and snacky too, it’s dangerous!

altima_neo,
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At least then, I can tell myself I have to work for the snacks if I REALLY want them.

pensivepangolin, in How do you like this, sexists?

As a clutzy person, I can’t imagine how anyone can do that. That’s super impressive!

rindo25, in This is my life now

What doth life?

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

What doth life?

TokenBoomer,

Life, life, life

SidewaysHighways,

That’s just lake humor

KnowledgeableNip, in the Perks of ownership...

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

woodenskewer, (edited )
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

too complicated to bring in the busted piece

time to get good at projecting your project visually on the ceiling like beth harmon in the queen’s gambit.

Cannacheques,

Fire sprinkler installers crying

spudwart, in trash
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Okay, but that’s the Recycle Bin tho.

And honestly, that’s more accurate to reddit than Xitter anyway.

PowerGloveSoBad, in An easy way to enlarge a photo

E N H A N C E

Mr_Fish, in This is my life now

This image is making me uncomfortable. His legs make him look like he’s facing left, but his arms and neck look like he’s facing right.

Is it his knees or back that’s broken

0x4E4F, in Testing bug
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Can’t see any bug, so wouldn’t know if the test was successfull.

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