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atocci, in Yes, I'm a rancher
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Canch

IGuessThisIsForNSFW, in This is my life now

This is the second XRA post I’ve seen on lemmy in the last 2 days. Please for the love of God keep it up

TootSweet,

Let’s make it the next beans stroganoff or how to hold your poop level trend!

TokenBoomer,
kokopelli, in Back in my day

Rikki Tikki Tavi!

EatYouWell, in Yes, I'm a rancher

Time to make my wife throw up!

djsoren19, in This is my life now

He’s a survivor. They’re a dying breed.

ThePyroPython,

He’s a conundrummer in a band called Mindpuzzler.

pomodoro_longbreak, in This is my life now
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p much this

Fubarberry, in the Perks of ownership...
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It’s always the plumbing that makes for the late night trips too. Missing a piece of wood or something electrical, and it’s fine. You can fix it tomorrow. But busted a pipe and have water cut off to the house until it’s fixed? That’s when you make a late night run to wherever is still open.

MaxVoltage,
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there is a certain demographic of fellow travelers that is at home depot because they just cant stand being home

Sheeple, in I may have done an uh oh
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Hah it feels illegal PAYING for goods

Kolanaki, (edited )
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“What a rip off! $18 for a little chair and dunce hat for my D&D dice? That’s silly.”

Buys it anyway

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/8b830bbd-2ea9-4a5f-9c9e-0b4daba0dd2b.jpeg

troyunrau,
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You made me search Amazon for “dice jail” and there are surprisingly more hits than I was expecting…

Mocheeze, in It's been a long old dusty road

When I went to my first rodeo they had a long delay because the bull refused to exit the arena. I had to say to strangers, “This is literally my first rodeo, is this normal?” Got a lot of laughs. It is apparently not normal.

froh42, in Godlike

“Epic” I can do.

MossyFeathers, in Testing bug

Jet set radio-lookin’ ass.

MermaidsGarden, (edited ) in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
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A for the cowl

B for the Bat-Nipples

turddle,

Yes.

But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard

Tar_alcaran, (edited ) in the Perks of ownership...

Ah, I remember getting the stairs redone. They had 1990s vinyl on them, and we wanted non- slip carpet. I was smart enough not to do the carpeting myself, but surely I could strip it?

Turns out the vinyl was attached with pure fucking magic, and the nothing short of xenomorph blood was getting that shit off, apart from hard labour. So after 2 days of violence, I find out that they can’t actually glue carpet to paint. They used to be able to, but the modern glue puts not killing the user over being convenient for me, which is fair. This wasn’t true for the previous glue, which I had to burn and scrape off.

Unfortunately, unlike the vinyl, the paint too was very high quality. And thick enough to serve as a a staircase by itself, so after using some expensive goopy enzymatic paint stripper, and some good old fashioned harsh chemicals, I ended up sanding away the remaining paint over the next week.

It’s been two years, and I think I finally vacuumed up the last dust.

Never again.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Jesus Christ on a motorbike that sounds like hell! :O

MaxVoltage,
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Can someone from a non american country chime in? This meme hit so hard for me as an America 🇺🇸

Saying Dad can we go home now at 11pm at home depot as kid

got to make sure my kids have that same experience

volvoxvsmarla,

Chiming in from Germany where stores close at 8 pm the latest. If I entered a home depot like store after 7 pm on a Saturday (you know, Sunday is for Church so no way any store is open) the employees would be killing me with their glace. So, I guess if you plan to emigrate and providing your childhood experience to your kids is important to you, Germany isn’t the right destination.

MaxVoltage,
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yea that sounds quite german alright got family out there (germans) still might go

Kecessa, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

My job where we run a bunch of programs that are actually VB style interfaces with an excel backend loading data from a huge database… Opening the two that we need for everyday tasks uses 10gigs of ram…

Socsa, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Me, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue:

Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:

MisterFrog,
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How in the world does that spreadsheet even open?

Empricorn,

wtf are ipynb apps?

Socsa, (edited )

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Edit - it seems y’all should save up for a sense of humor anyway

RagingRobot,

Y’all python devs have been getting cocky lately lol

Socsa,

Python: this is a weapon of terror. It is meant to intimidate the enemy.

C++: This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill the enemy.

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