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thorbot, in trash

Congrats, you have just mocked the easiest target of 2023, I hope you feel smart

Track_Shovel,
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I do, thanks

Frozzie, in Just speak normally
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Real.

Fiivemacs, in Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪

Rock a bye baby on the tree top …

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but then it doesn’t rhyme =P I couldn’t think of a better title as all the good puns were already taken.

HappycamperNZ,

You’re going flying, we ran out of rocks

Greyghoster, in Just speak normally

You probably grew up in the era of digital clocks and watches. If you used an analog watch you would know why it was easier to say a quarter to 10. 😁

schmidtster,

Because that means the person is old and can’t count from 10 to 9 and change 1/4 to 3/4?

Greyghoster,

No it means that they grew up using a 12 hour, 60 minute circular time system. Habits form when you learn stuff and can last a lifetime.

schmidtster, (edited )

Most people I know would simply say 9:45 instead of 1/4 to 10 when looking at an analog clock. We were taught to mentally do some minor math, same habits, just better I guess.

BackOnMyBS,
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For me, it’s because when I look at an analog clock, it’s easier to see that there’s a quarter of the cycle left on the minute hand than to convert 9 to 45 mins. So if someone asks me for the time and I looked at an analog clock, I would be more likely to respond with the relative position of the minute hand than with the exact minutes. If I am looking at a digital clock, then I will read exactly what the clock says.

phorq, in Just speak normally

I prefer saying it’s 9:270°

Skua,

9:3π/2 rad

takeda, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...

Does Santa wear his hat on his ears?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Those aren’t Batman’s ears.

lowleveldata,

What are those then? Wings?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Tips on his cowl meant to represent the ears of a bat.

thisbenzingring,

Horns?

JoShmoe, in Just speak normally

It is easier to say 975

smallaubergine, in Just speak normally

They should intentionally make it smell real bad to discourage people to do that, like how Nintendo made ds/3ds cartridges taste bad so little kids wouldn't try and put them in their mouths

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

we already did that to the us measuring system but it just gave them bad taste

csfirecracker,

I am so confused by your comment. Did you comment on the right post? What would you make smell bad in this context

smallaubergine, (edited )

definitely meant to comment on another post, super weird! I was reading a nottheonion post about how Steam was telling people not to huff the air coming out of the Steamdeck. Wonder if i hit a bug on the kbin mobile website? Hoping this reply actually goes to you and not some other post!

NaoPb,

Interesting. I don’t see why you would want to huff that hot exhaust air. But I also don’t see what’s wrong with that since it’s just the air from around you that’s been through the device.

csfirecracker,

I just passed the post you meant to reply to and it clicked for me. Weird!

Hope,

I agree, it would be cool if it smelled bad when people told time wrong.

fury, in Just speak normally

Ah, yes, good old metric time.

phoneymouse, in the Perks of ownership...

I’m in both of these pictures.

EvilTwin, in the Perks of ownership...

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

everett, in Plenty of fish in the sea my ass

Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i’m a fucking fish

trashgirlfriend,

Don’t cry

I am just a fish

Nusm,
@Nusm@yall.theatl.social avatar

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

Aremel, (edited )

Yo ho, yo ho

Near the hooks, I’ll never go

superduperenigma,

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/69273401-f216-4eec-ba80-73177966c27b.jpeg

GrammatonCleric, in just bung it in the corner
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I don’t get this meme. Christmas trees are decorated all the way around it in a spiral, with a central topper that can be seen from all sides 😂

RockAndGnome,
@RockAndGnome@lemmy.world avatar

I have a lot of hanging stuff as well as the lights but only put them on the front. I think I need to up my game.

GrammatonCleric,
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RockAndGnome,
@RockAndGnome@lemmy.world avatar

Lol

lowleveldata, in I may have done an uh oh

Low-key? Are you an opera singer or something?

sevan, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

I love Excel! The best part of my job is where I get to use Excel. The worst parts are where I have to use power point or interact with other people. Sadly, most of time is spent on PPT and interacting these days. :(

htrayl,

I am about to scream at the number of people who use Google Slides as a method to document policy.

droans,

Nah, the worst part is when I have to watch someone else use Excel.

YOU DON’T NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND SELECT COPY. YOU CAN JUST PRESS CTRL+C.

And virtually none of them know how to paste values, so all the templates end up messed up.

sevan,

True, watching other people use Excel is painful. I used to have a coworker that was so good at Excel that she didn’t use a mouse at all and was way quicker than anyone else. She made me feel guilty whenever I was the one being watched because I knew she must be frustrated watching me do things with shortcuts and the mouse.

ellabee,

as long as you don’t think the function bar is a search bar. coworker opened my excel spreadsheet and I guess thought it functioned like Google?

I was right behind her to train so no formulas were injured.

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