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rustbuckett, in mustard

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

rustbuckett, in 🎵that's life🎵

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

yea. regular life is this x100 more intense

rustbuckett,

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

Octopus1348, in 🎵that's life🎵
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Nice.

https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/e96a2b91-fb9b-4ed6-b9f1-d359e15d05c7.jpeg

HenriVolney, in He was like a brother to me...

Winter is coming! … or, is it?

evasive_chimpanzee, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, crunch. Ah-three licks.

Resol, in This is too relatable
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Me:

Abird1620, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I was right on the tail end, born in 2006. I definitely remember this commercial.

Kolanaki, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Alright maggots, listen up, Popo’s 'bout to teach you the pecking order; it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami… then Popo. Any questions?

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Lol. Akira Toriyama racist confirmed.

Zink, in 🎵that's life🎵

This seems like the perfect place to use “oh my sweet summer child”

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Jimmyeatsausage,

And we never realized it was about the best most of us would ever have it.

trevwilson,

I’m torn between downvoting this because it’s so cynical and upvoting it because it’s so accurate…

threeduck,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

I downvote because the phrase is a tired old Reddit trope.

Zink,

That’s why I referred to the overused quote and said this is where it actually makes sense.

I even scrolled through the replies to make sure it wasn’t already posted.

jol,

At the time it really was like this. The amount of responsibility and work felt immense.

Zink,

Oh yeah, it wasn’t exactly fun. I remember wondering how the hell adults do it since they have bills to pay and a bunch of other crap to deal with.

But still, being an adult in general is way nicer than being a student.

Fridgeratr, in He was like a brother to me...

It’s ok, I understand 🥲

JoMomma, in It's probably true

私たちはお互いを愛することを愛することが大好きです

Imgonnatrythis, in You have to understand.

Understood

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks, in Help guys what do I do
@Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works avatar

Simply grab two toes and gradually spread them until the skin begins to tear. Repeat for each pair of toes.

SingularEye, in Help guys what do I do

buy toe spacers

dditty, (edited )

I got a pair but haven’t yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

crawancon,

this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No shoe, just toes

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