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FlyingSquid, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
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THE_ANON,

Exactly

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in Literally a virus

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it’s supposed to make you chuckle, not go “well actshually”. This isn’t a legitimate argument, this isn’t something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don’t, ffs

Poxlox,

Well Ackshualllyy it’s spelled ackchewallheee

lugal,

Thanks for clarificiticashin

AtmaJnana,

just fucking chuckle or don’t

Then…what would be the point of the comment section? People know it’s a mediocre joke, so there’s really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don’t think there’s anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?

Coasting0942,

You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.

Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!

Terra Eterna!

7u5k3n, in Dangerous moment on the road

Low performance car… High performance driver.

JaymesRS, (edited ) in Also, the doors actually open.

Related: The actor who played Bo Duke just called for Joe Biden and Hunter Biden to be publicly hung.*

*One might say that based on the pictures shown during the congressional hearings, Hunter Biden has already been shown to be hung publicly.

rwhitisissle,

Unless he wants them to have large dicks in front of a large crowd, I think you mean hanged.

JaymesRS,

You know, given I made a dick joke as part of the post; I might already be aware of that…

rwhitisissle, (edited )

I didn’t read that part. So there. Oh, also, you changed the title of the article you linked to intentionally misspell it. Which, y’know…kinda disingenuous.

JaymesRS,

Actually, the article corrected the original quote in the headline, I used the original language in my link and never suggested that I was providing a copy of an actual headline.

root_beer,

He’s seen the Hunter pics, he meant what he said and said what he meant

Ghostalmedia, in Modders are gonna have a field day
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Did GTA online ever actually become a good game?

0Xero0, (edited )
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At first, maybe? When I first started last year, I was pretty hooked since it was something new to me, minus the constant hackers spamming the message and grievers, it was so bad that I had to play private lobby only. The only thing to do is doing the same thing over and over again to earn money just to spend it to do the same thing again. There’s no new mechanics, no story, nothing, just a constant grind and your reward is more grind.

Now I feel a dumbass for wasting two months of my life on it. Even Genshin is way better than GTAO, it actually has interesting story, fun mechanics and great characters. I’ve been playing GI since 2020, got a bit burned out and currently addicted to Witcher 3 but I still play it daily. But GTAO, fuck that shit, I left it more than 6 months ago and the thought of considering looking back never once crossed my mind.

smeg,

Now I feel a dumbass for wasting two months of my life on it

Did you have fun? Because if you did (without actively damaging your life) then it wasn’t time wasted even if you wouldn’t ever go back!

0Xero0, (edited )
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Some of those 2 months was fun but most of it were like voluntary chore. I basically grinded to buy a business, just to grind that business to buy another one. Sometimes when I was earning money to buy a vehicle I want, it was somewhat fun because there was something to look forward to, and once I’d got what I wanted for a few days, I started asking “Now what?” every time. The most fun I got was from VIP Contracts, but they get repetitive real quick too.

Son_of_dad,

It was when it first came out on ps3 for me. It was fun to run around as a nobody, get into gangland shoot outs and feuds with other players, have death matches in the hood, etc. But very quickly, within six months, the game had become full of cheaters and modders with tanks, so I stopped playing. I went back to it years later and it was not GTA, it was Saints row essentially, with flying bikes and laser guns and shit, it just became stupid and silly.

exocrinous,

Watch Dogs online mode was really fun and dicky escalate like that

thorbot, (edited )

GTA online on PC is a hell hole of mod menu using douches. But on Xbox it can be a lot of fun, I’ve been enjoying the new Salvage Yard content and my buddy and I just did the first part of a doomsday heist and made him a million bucks in about an hour of time. It’s not hard to make lots of money these days in the game which is pretty great. I still play regularly on Xbox. But yeah, the moment I log in on Steam I’m instantly being killed by some fuckwad with a mod menu.

Khrux,

I played the story on PS3 back in 2013 then picked up the PAC version and only played online that time around. I did put about 200 hours in to it which is a lot for me, j probably have 4 or so games with that many hours or more.

If you’re looking for story it never got good, particularly because your protagonist is a silent insert with no supporting NPCs to carry it, but if you’re favourite part of story mode was the general exploration and open world stuff, it’s pretty good. I sometimes played with friends but I think 90% of the time I put in was mindless time wasting which it was good at, although I was a teenager and I’m not looking to waste time like that anymore. I also got into modding it in about 2017 and had a really good time with infinite money and cheating benevolently which probably got me an extra 100 hours of enjoyment out of it.

I think it had a golden age which you’ve missed. The first 6 weeks it was out, it was totally broken and then for maybe the first year and a half it was really low on content compared to story mode. Eventually the first wave of heists and tools and resources to support race / minigame makers came out too and that was a great era. Eventually though as players left more and more over time it was becoming more and more targeted at those few “whales” who were probably spending thousands on the game, with all content becoming inflated in cost to sell shark cards. By the time I dropped the game, it was practically impossible to progress without buying the digital currency, and any money exploits or cheater’s were gone, leaving only the destructive cheaters. I have no idea if this has got better I haven’t touched the game since maybe 2019.

EdibleFriend,
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Honestly it can be fun? For a few weeks at a time before I get bored and go do something else.

I will admit though GTAO is the only online game I’ve ever downloaded a mod menu for. I never touched the god mode or teleportation or any other parts of it. Just the money generation because fuck every single thing about the grind in that game that is designed to push you towards shark cards.

When you can buy whatever you want and the missions are purely for fun? Honestly yeah. I enjoy it. Last time I played, even though it wasn’t current, I mostly played with the nightclub.

Eric_Pollock,
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Is there a way to safely give yourself money today with one of the mod menus? I got so tired of trying to sell my legitimate cars to get some money back with the stupid daily limit. It kept stopping me after two cars, then I couldn’t sell for a week at a time…

tacosanonymous,

Same. Really enjoyed heists and racing, especially when the latter got wacky.

Snowpix,
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Duping the Arena Issi was the only reason I could ever enjoy the game. The grind was absolutely ridiculous. Once my character got wiped during the glitch where you could sell the cheapest property for the price of the most expensive one, I quit permanently. I’m not spending hours and hours and hours of grinding just to afford a single car.

Arkaelus, (edited )

Agreed, I dumped a lot of hours in that game’s grind and it’s marginally worth it at best. They seem to have loosened up the payouts lately (been playing on and off for the past year), but the real fun (VTOL jets, railgun tanks, subs, orbital lasers, etc.) is locked behind millions of funbucks, which are immensely difficult to accrue. Plus it’s infested with modders and cheaters at this point, so not using mod menus is relatively synonymous to shooting yourself in the foot before running a marathon…

Transporter_Room_3,
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I used to screw around with friends as The Panto Gang where we decked out pantos in the most ridiculous visual mods, and drove circles around people until they started trying to blow us up.

In 8 months, I put more time into gta online doing that than in the 9 years afterward.

Arkaelus,

Oh, definitely more fun and even easier with friends. If nothing else, makes the grind bearable when you’re also messing about with a whole gang.

Transporter_Room_3,
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Every day we played, we knew how the night was going to end.

At some point when it’s getting late, we’ll all be trying not to be the first one to say anything, then one person shoots another, it devolves into a half hour of free-for-all; explosions, probably literal tons of bullets, and when we all finally ran out of ammo and started beating each other to death with pool cues, bats, and police batons, the night would come to an end.

And then another half hour of talking while a few wandered around aimlessly in cars or sat on the dashboard.

regbin_, in Not noice

Don’t talk to me if your average ratio is less than 1.0.

TealTallMachine,

My ratio is around 2.4 and that’s my proudest accomplishment for probably my entire life

regbin_,

I’m proud of you

independantiste, (edited ) in How to keep a man
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Funkytom467,
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At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

norgur,
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That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

Funkytom467,
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To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

Bakkoda,

Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

WhiteOakBayou,

Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.

hydrospanner,

It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.

Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.

Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.

norgur,
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Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?

TimewornTraveler,

hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂

bdonvr,

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it

JustMy2c,

And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

hungryphrog,

At least that looks edible.

Tier1BuildABear,
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You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you

AgentGrimstone,

This looks 10x better than the OP

menemen,
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If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

independantiste, (edited )
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Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

Ookami38,

At least it has some color lol

nixcamic,

This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.

independantiste,
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I think it’s more about the second picture

Aremel,

What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

db2, in Someone been stealing ideas
MrGerrit,
afraid_of_zombies,
MrGerrit,

Little Timmy could be a dumbass sometimes though. Lassie had to get help to rescue him for falling in the well again for the umpth time

Pencilnoob, in Strange cameraman
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NotAPenguin, in 4202 g

Go vegan

BananaOnionJuice,
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No, we want to eat the hormone infused turkey chicken hybrid!

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

JustMy2c,

How else we can grow Manboob?

Sorgan71,

I’m happy to eat meat if it tastes good. They are animals after all.

wafflez,

sensory pleasure doesn’t justify unnecesary pain and death

wafflez,

sensory pleasure doesn’t justify unnecesary pain and death

Sorgan71,

it does if its pain and death of animals

wafflez,

Non-human animals share all the traits you value in humans to not inflict pain and death on them. Ability to feel pain, have future goals and desires, build social bonds etc. Choosing to hurt them purely because they’re animals is arbitrary. Would you be fine with someone hurting and then killing and eating someone’s dog just because it falls into your two criteria? Tastes good and causes death and pain to an animal.

Sorgan71,

I dont want to inflict pain on humans specifically because they are humans. Your desire to not hurt these animals is just as arbitrary as my indifference to their suffering.

wafflez,

My desire to not hurt animals isn’t because they’re animals. Discriminating against non-human animals is just an arbitrary class like discrimimating on race, intelligence, or sexuality etc. It’s more reasonable to choose morally relevant principles like whether or not we should inflict suffering, death, or mass breed their species and propetually deny them of freedom because they can feel pain, they want to live, and they want to be free. There’s no trait that is specifically for humans and not for non-human animals and thus its arbitrary.

Sorgan71,

I’m happy to eat meat if it tastes good. They are animals after all.

nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN,

Oh thanks.

Socsa,

Everyone in Iceland just starved to death.

Lophostemon, in Merry ChristmaX

My 14 yo would be stoked. He’s right into networking tech. Doesn’t really care about Nintendo.

JustUseMint,

I wish I was into networking at 14, I’d be making more money now. That’s a great start he’s got

kattenluik,

Not everything needs to be about making money, just reminding you that that’s pretty vile.

JustUseMint,

Lol

skulblaka,
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Having money isn't everything. Not having money is.

pythonoob,

Having the means to support yourself and a family with a decent standard of living isn’t everything, you’re right. It’s a lot tho.

xpinchx,

The spirit of Christmas, everyone.

blanketswithsmallpox,

We were all into networking when I was young. Had to make Lan parties and UT servers work somehow.

Everyone still ended up working factory / distribution jobs lol.

Lophostemon,

Me too, but it didn’t really exist when I was 14.

Assman, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.
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Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

Ryan213,
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Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.

pendulum_,
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After smearing myself with chool hwip

Ryan213,
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Why do you keep saying it like that?!

samus12345, in Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-huey
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can,

Not as bad as I was expecting

TargaryenTKE,

Oh there’s more, just drawn by…different artists

can,

…goofykin?

oehm, in Intrusive thoughts

Fuck this person

zakobjoa, in Electrician job
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Lightswitch to switch your own lights off.

reflex,
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Asudox, (edited )
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Use this syntax to embed gifs or images:


<span style="color:#323232;">![]()
</span>
reflex, (edited )
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Thanks! I went through this with another guy actually—I have been using that syntax but it doesn't auto-load or go inline automatically.

Maybe it's because I'm on kbin.

Asudox,
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Weird. Might be a kbin issue. When I view the source of your message, it appears like this:


<span style="color:#323232;">>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">> [Light switch to switch your own lights off.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/dapoZNu_rysAAAAC/jurassic-park-toast.gif)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>
</span>
reflex,
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Should the bang that's part of the syntax normally appear there too? (I imagine it would.)

This is my view from within edit.
(Note: the screenshot probably will auto-load if I upload the image myself as opposed to linking an external URL.)

Asudox,
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Yes, they are supposed to appear as well when viewing the source.

Serinus,
Asudox,
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Yeah like that

reflex,
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Probably a kbin issue then.
That post looks the same as mine on kbin.

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