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Ghostalmedia, in This meme is thought-provoking
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Remember OP, when Peter Parker gets bit by the radioactive spider, he no longer needs glasses.

Glasses = blurry

No Glasses = Perfect vision

jol,

This must be the most misused meme ever.

pixeltree, in What a steal

Horrifying but I kinda like em

jackoneill, in I hate getting up early.

lol of you think it’s bad now wait until you join the work force

jjagaimo,

School had me at 1, 2 & 3. Work has me at 4.

dingus, (edited )

I remember when I first got a full time job. I had finished school at that point. Every day I was just so fucking exhausted and wondered how the hell adults do this every day until they die. And then you have some people who do a zillion things after work and I’m just like how the fuck??

I still like working a milion times better than school because…1. I have the type of job that I cannot bring home with me. I don’t have to constantly worry about homework and can really just fully relax at the end of the day. I never could when I was in school. 2. I get to earn my own money and buy whatever the hell I want (so long as I can afford it).

n3m37h, in Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate

No, he is not. Just a sadistic man child

FlyingSquid,
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And a rapist. Let’s not leave that out. Ever.

dependencyinjection,

I keep seeing your username all over the place.

Just an observation.

2d, in Real Love
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bacon died for you without its consent

dylanTheDeveloper,
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“Hey pig I’m gonna eat ya!”

The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

LemmyFeed,

That’s why it tastes so good.

quindraco,

So does broccoli.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

shai-huludussy

aviationeast,

Bless it’s cumming and going…

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Bless the Maker and his Water 💦💦💦

XEAL,

Dunelight

Fleshdune

PeriodicallyPedantic,

If you make a lamp out of communion wafers, is that a Fleshlight of Christ?

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Ah fuck, I should have called it: Shai-hulussy

It sounds much better spoken aloud.

EnderMB, in How much for cuddles?

I’d love to see him retaliate with a chart for her

[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married

0x4E4F,
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Mhm, that would be my ace of spades.

Katrisia,

Sure, the spouse that has to create a reward system so that the other person does their chores is the one in the wrong, not the spouse that apparently needs parenting. Also, marriage is a favor to the former, not something both want and benefit from (/sarcasm).

woobie,

You say she “has to create” this and that he “apparently needs parenting”. Did you have some additional context that informs that opinion?

Couldn’t there be other reasons, such as she just doesn’t like doing those particular chores?

MaoZedongers,

Motherfucker got caught with their bias hanging out

surewhynotlem, in Chicken soup

Puppy!

0x4E4F,
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You mean 小狗.

surewhynotlem,

No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.

0x4E4F,
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Then why name him? 🤷

Sotuanduso,

A good dish always has a name.

0ops,

When I was a kid we had a goat named “Steak”

0x4E4F,
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Wow… planning his end from a child… that’s just cruel…

0ops,

Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.

0x4E4F,
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Well, at least he had a good life 🤷… can’t argue there.

PP_BOY_, in Dinesh has some explaining to do
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Fucking Corolla mafia took him out because he was driving a Honda

Spendrill, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

Plot twist: the MA program is in Ethics and Morality and they’re in the middle of a live experiment.

don, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

I_Fart_Glitter, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

I’m cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I’ve fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

MrBusiness,

So you the red hulk frfr

Kusimulkku,

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

Hempwick, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting

joyjoy, in Sorry guys
ColeSloth,

And op been having sex with it. Lol

daellat,

I like this alot

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Same

elcheaponcod,
tourist,
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yeah I’d fuck that thing too

Lath, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Obviously, the calculator app needs camera permission for scanning complex formulas that would otherwise require lengthy manual input and calculating them automatically.

tahoe,

I mean, you can download one in 10 seconds if you really need one (or use Spotlight)

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