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Omgarm, in Can't let them know my secret

As a student you think you’re smooth, as a teacher you’ll probably let it slide because the cheater puts in effort.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Thanks Teacher

BeigeAgenda, in Here as well
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s all the bloat in those distros that is transferred to the waistline, back in the day we used WindowMaker. Not all that fancy Gnome and KDE stuff.

skooks, in They're all dead now, I wonder who got the last laugh?

Well he got a mouthwash named after him, there’s always that

Schal330,

And an entire hospital in Stevenage, England.

Lophostemon,

And a crap 80’s pop band.

Klear,

And a total smeghead.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And an avid fan of categorizing things in an ordered format.

Lophostemon,

That took me a minute to get.

Kiernian,

I was going to say, I saw the name “Lister” and wondered if there was any connection to “Listerine”.

B1naryB0t,

Listerine was actually developed to disenfect hospital equipment. By Lister.

Rev3rze,

Also the bacterial genus known as listeria.

JakenVeina, in Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired

First time I’ve ever seen noon and midnight represented as 12nn and 12mn, and I’m kinda down for it.

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

No

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I wish in English we said 19 o’clock out loud, and I’m not ashamed (even though I know it’ll never happen)

charonn0, in Train your replacement on your way out.
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Reminds me of Isaac Asimov’s best short story ever.

www.thelastquestion.net

solariplex,

…it’s gone. Was it short enough to recite in a comment?

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Works for me. Here’s an Internet Archive version: archive.org/details/…/2up?view=theater

solariplex,

Wooo friend was that a good read!

To others who may be intimidated by the number of pages; regain composure, as only 17 of those pages belong to this specific story

Touching_Grass,

Can someone get chatgpt to give me a quick summary of the story

elxeno,

@ChatGPT can you write a summary for the short story “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov?

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This has to be one of the most awesome bots that I’ve seen ever created on lemmy

@ChatGPT can you recite the entire poem apples and orange call the bells of Saint clements

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

@ChatGPT can you recite the entire poem apples and orange call the bells of Saint clements

Touching_Grass, (edited )

@ChatGPT can you write a summary for the short story “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov? But in the style of Kenny Loggins danger zone.

Socsa,

This is getting too meta too quickly

Patches, (edited )

I gotchu fam

There was a question and it was answered

Socsa,

“Can entropy be reversed?”

Maybe.

TeckFire, (edited )

Humans create an AI computer. They propose the question of how to get more energy. Then, they wonder what will happen once the energy they collect runs out. So they decide to ask the AI, “can entropy be reversed?”

The AI responds “insufficient data for a meaningful answer.”

This repeats for generations. Trillions on trillions of years. And eventually, after everything has left, mankind is no more, and all that remains is the AI in a state of hyperspace, between spatial reality, it finally decides it has enough data. Its response to this collection is to take it upon itself to reverse entropy, and release energy back into the universe.

Its final command is: “LET THERE BE LIGHT.”

Telcontar,

Wow I’ve never read that, I love the ending!

LukeMedia,

Thank you for this, this was a really interesting read

frezik, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Automation is red, logistics is green. Factorio decided this years ago.

Baizey, (edited )

Wait I thought yellow was bad, red was better and blue was best

Sunrosa,

yellow is pretty hard to make. low density structures and blue circuits completely fuck your copper lines unless you prepare

AngryCommieKender,

DSP decided that automation was blue, logistics is red, and white is still white, lol.

STRIKINGdebate2, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

TheTetrapod,

I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

lil,
@lil@lemy.lol avatar

Someone may stream their screen while reading

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not that people might read it over your shoulders and be offended. It’s the fact that it’s gross and some might not like being exposed to it. Keep in mind there’s been multiple reports about this post.

CaptainEffort,

I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

What do you mean “it actually is NSFW”? What’s NSFW about it?

CaptainEffort,

I can’t tell if you’re joking

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I’m not joking. What makes it not safe for work? It’s text

CaptainEffort, (edited )

The contents of the text

Malfeasant, (edited )

Eh, I can see it - like right now I’m posting this from my phone but I’m on my employer’s wifi, some employers might have a problem with what is accessed over their network… Though if that’s the case, pretty much all of Lemmy should probably be considered NSFW…

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

If that’s the standard we use, even being on lemmy is nsfw. The titles/thumbnails/etc.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

This is a shitposting sub. There’s lots of stuff that lots of people don’t want to read. Doesn’t mean every post needs to have a description of what will be in the post. And marking it as NSFW just devalues the point of NSFW

jbk,

lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

DriftinGrifter,

NSFL*

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

GBU_28,

The internet is not for the weak.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

I come to say that. Thanks mod.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

MindSkipperBro12,

“Coward.”

Bluetooth,

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

tacosanonymous, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

All labor is skilled labor.

balderdash9,

Not when I’m doin it

remotelove, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Being serious for a second, that site just counts hits returned by search engines. ‘Bad breath’ returns an 89.6% positive result, as weird example.

jonne, (edited )

Even Hitler comes out positive.

ummthatguy, in No nut November is finally over but...
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr07/18/18/anigif_enhanced-32510-1397860760-1.gif

gibmiser,

I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

xusontha,

excuse me?

dingus,

What the fresh hell is this

BossDj, (edited )

Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.

This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!

cyborganism, in Only $79.99

I can’t believe this used to be an actual medical procedure. It’s horrifying.

cows_are_underrated,

And the inventor got a fucking price for this(he still has it)

cannibalkitteh,

An actual medical procedure that, at the time, husbands could authorize done to their wives without consent.

cyborganism,

Fucking hell

Bakkoda,

More like 2030. Maybe even 2025.

Pandantic, in Like it or not, I won
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.

dabster291,
@dabster291@lemmy.zip avatar

Squdward

Pandantic,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Thanks.

MrShankles,

Username reverse uno!

Sibbo, in How much for cuddles?

No nagging for a week

This woman must be horribly annoying

Smoogs,

He seems horribly annoying to force people in relationships to have to take the mommy manager role before he’ll wipe his own asshole.

MaoZedongers,

That’s much bigger leap based on the info we have

papertowels, (edited )

Does the word “nagging” really suggest she’s bad when there’s needs to be a transactional economy where he only contributes to the care of his child after trading in his good boy points for a tendies a blowjob?

I hope some of the folks in this thread get the partner they deserve.

kofe,

Relationships are a two way street, and dynamics like this are pretty common. It’s sometimes called over/under functioning or codependency in substance abuse. It could be the over functioner just tore the other person down, or the under functioner was susceptible already or drew it out of the over functioner. I agree it’s really difficult to know based on limited data, and all we can say is this is strange and comes across as infantilizing but if it works for them then whatever tbh. Not my relationship to care about

papertowels,

The man literally needs the motivational tool of a 5 year old to learn to put down the toilet seat or otherwise contribute around the house.

I bet you dollars to donuts he considers “nagging” to be asking him anything that he’d have to leave the couch for.

Stanwich,

Ummmm can’t she just put it down. He had to pick it up.

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

If this is an actual source of stress in your household, you could always just get an open front toilet seat and never think about it again.

papertowels,

I actually try to close the entire thing, lid included. Less poop particles when you flush, erryone gotta work in this household.

Lesrid,

It’s actually the same poop particles. But it is quieter.

papertowels,

Yeah I just saw an article and discussion here with that info lmao.

Welp, I’ll stick with true equality out of principle.

papertowels, (edited )

Alright, I’m sure the big boy that needs a sticker chart for washing the dishes and taking care of his children is the mature one in the relationship, you right, she’s probably in the wrong here.

MaoZedongers,

You assume he “needs” a sticker chart when just as easily the wife could be trying to get him to do all of it instead of his share. That’s your bias showing.

Plus this inhumane and soul destroying regardless.

Who the fuck makes a sticker chart with BJs and naked hula dances?

papertowels, (edited )

Based on the evidence I’ve seen, women do tend to bear more of the cognitive load of running a household in our society. Can you share any evidence that says otherwise? I’d love to learn.

I haven’t done that much research, but a quick Google scholar search suggests that it’s a pretty gendered issue.

MaoZedongers,

That’s cool but has nothing to do with this, so unfortunately I don’t have any studies prepared for you to learn from.

papertowels, (edited )
  1. We’ve established that the task of maintaining on a household typically falls on women in our society.
  2. We have an example here of a sticker chart being used to encourage a man to take care of his child.
  3. You’re saying I’m biased for thinking that the man needs this chart.

Nah, bruh, I’m just looking at the data and drawing conclusions.

Sure, there are exceptions, but when we lack any other indicators of exceptions, it’s safe to assume societal roles carry over. Making any other assumption is ironically letting YOUR personal biases show.

If I tell you 7/10 balls in a box are red, 3/10 are blue, and ask you to guess the color of a ball I’m grabbing from the box, what’re you going to guess? Red.

I’m pretty sure this sticker chart is fake anyways, but it’s the reaction of folks to this that’s surprising.

MaoZedongers,

No you’re dishonestly ignoring all the content of the image and pushing some random stats in a vacuum.

I could care less about those stats, I have eyes.

Obviously this is fake, but it’s fun to argue.

papertowels,

What am I ignoring?

I could care less about those stats, I have eyes.

Okay if we’re just going to pick and choose what context we ignore when interpreting what we see then there’s no real point in having a conversation.

eager_eagle, in Ask a stupid question...
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Too real. I only found out that YMCA is a real thing a few years ago.

Ephera,

I had to read up on it just now. The abbreviation stands for “Young Men’s Christian Association” and apparently, it’s about as gay as it sounds, which the song celebrates.

bdonvr,

Is that really what it is? Shit I thought… well now that I think on it I’m not sure what I thought but not that. Some place with a pool and various physical activities.

BetaBlake,

That’s mostly it, it’s got a gym, pools, basketball court, some have workout classes some have prek classes, and after-school activities for kids

LemmyKnowsBest,

The Village People strongly assert that there was nothing homosexual intended in their song or music video.

Maggoty, (edited )

I’m sure they do. I’m also sure they’re giggling about it too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re sure they’re giggling? Are they even still alive? wouldn’t they be about 90 years old right now?

AngryCommieKender,

Victor Willis is still with the group, and he was one of the original members.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People

They have an impressive “Past Members” section.

eager_eagle, (edited )
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

**Gay as in cheerful and happy*.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, it’s just a song about young men hanging out with all the boys and having fun doing whatever they feel.

So you can interpret it to not be gay if you want… it is open ended when it says “do whatever you feel” so if you don’t feel like having gay sex then you can substitute whatever you want in there instead of gay sex. So it’s technically not about having gay sex at the YMCA. Technically.

Bottom line is if you think the song is catchy and like doing the fun dance routine, you don’t have to feel like it makes you gay if you do the dance. Just do whatever you feel, it’s fun!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well it was originally designed as a charitable organization to, among other things, provide temporary housing for homeless young men.

Funny thing though, it turns out the way a lot of young men ended up being homeless was bigoted Christian parents kicking them out for being gay.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Fuck them right in the...?

It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.

But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

Viking_Hippie,

Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus…

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I don’t get it. Please tell me the double entendere of “XBus.”

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

XXXbus

SkybreakerEngineer,

The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s…

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