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Slow, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

Two servings please! 😋

ElBarto, in David's big break.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d quit the acting industry after that role, that’s all I’d need on my IMDb page.

RGB3x3, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

His knees are lit, to.

Napain, in Radiolysisposting

that and landlords

sgbrain7, in It's like everyday

My nostrils when I wake up are both of the closed-off ones

SuckMyWang, in Big brain energy

Good advice. Thanks for being useful

lowleveldata, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

he’s having a erection so hard that it burns

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

mo_lave, in Big brain energy

muda muda muda

jayrodtheoldbod, in Aged like milk

the fuck is wrong with that guy’s eyes he looks like he’s been stung by all the bees

Diprount_Tomato, in It's important to clearly define your goals
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

?

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Butt sex

WarmSoda,

He’s helping her with her chair while on a dinner date, obviously.

peopleproblems, in Big brain energy

That makes me feel pretty good.

Slow, in Black Friday Deals

Is it safe to put food in non-food grade plastic?

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

just be sure to microwave it in the bag before eating. just to make sure you're getting your daily dose of toxins.

AnonWyo, in I got a dig bick.

“Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

JoMiran, in Funny T-shirt
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Where this? I need.

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