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tubaruco, in #интересное

understandable

(i dont speak russian)

TragicNotCute, in Video games are a worse influence than I thought!
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My mom kept trying to go the speed limit in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit. Too cute.

tubaruco, in Niko it's your cousin

source?

i need to know where the fence and grass background was taken from

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Sorry no fucking clue

tubaruco,

the dog looks like something from toy story 1 but i dont really care, asking for source was just a joke anyway

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/a2ff860b-9fb5-4fd4-9e69-ef567f09c49a/a70214bf-fd0f-4ad8-8c78-70785ed7e968.jpg

Toy Story 1 dog

tubaruco,

tf

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Love Team Fortress

tubaruco,

me too

Naja_Kaouthia, in A murder at the church
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The Morrigan has been by to visit

TseseJuer,

we are duh Morrigan

DannyMac, in Friendly Reminder
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I feel like I’ve heard about this on the TV channel Local 58 🤔

surewhynotlem, in Niko it's your cousin

The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s why the bowling alley doesn’t show these screens too long. You’ll be F-ing the what.

TimewornTraveler,

why’s there a dog

MyPornViewingAccount, in Friendly Reminder

Huorns do not care for your warnings.

nifty, in Sorry guys
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It’s okay, I didn’t have any this week so I can post more.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Great thanks

0x4E4F, in #интересное
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Doesn’t seem like spam 🤔…

Etterra, in Just fuck my shit up

Contractor: that’ll be $5k.

Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.

gosling, in Video games are a worse influence than I thought!
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Elon Musk

gosling,
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Why the downvote? Guess no one’s getting the reference of him saying he doesn’t like doing crime in GTA and that there should be salute a cop button?

Jax, (edited )

Why doesn’t the big-brain-science-technology-man just make a mod that let’s him? Shouldn’t be too hard for the guy who claims to be able to perform every role in his company.

Edit: there already is one

leave_it_blank, in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

Could be worse. Could be Paklet poetry.

Aggravationstation, (edited )

We are Pakleds, not so smart, But we have heart, that’s a part. We look for things, we need to fix, But sometimes, things can play us tricks.

“Make us go,” we often say, Seeking help in our own way. Not quick or bright, but full of cheer, We want to learn, have nothing to fear.

In our ship, we do our best, Hoping for peace, in this vast quest. Simple words, we often speak, But kindness is what we truly seek.

Not fast or strong, like others might, Yet Pakled hearts shine ever bright. In this universe, so far and wide, We journey on, side by side.

Bahnd,

Dont worry, Vogon poetry is third worst, the second being “Ode to a sticky green piece of putty I found growing in my armpit one mid-summer morning”

PunnyName, in A murder at the church

Now I wanna go…

MrNesser, in Sorry guys

Same

Viking_Hippie, in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth

FlyingSquid,
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Or Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge.

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