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yojimbo, in IT support work be like

As somebody who did IT support - the last two seem perfectly normal to me:

  • Computer “forgot passwords” - obviosly the man is using different browser than regular and it ain’t filling in his passwords. Maybee diferent profile in the same browser? Is he using the same account as usual?
  • Wind blowing away wi-fi. She is likely connected to the internet through a point-2-point wifi connection and there may be a tree or something along the way messing not wifi signal in her house but her connectivity to the outside. I’d refer her to her ISP, just instruct her to formulate the question a bit better.
datelmd5sum,

And many Americans seem to call their cellular internet connection “wifi” and that can definitely be affected by the weather.

YoorWeb, (edited )

This meme seems to be from the times of WinXP, when browsers didn’t remember passwords.

Blackmist,

The password one is also when they’re on the wrong site and now they’ve just typed all their passwords and account names into microsoftoffice365.scammer.ru

fat_stig,

I worked at a software developer, occasionally doing support. Had a call from a customer following up on a ticket, I looked at the record and the salty dude who took the original call had written:

Caller asked me to tell him where he saved his file. I told him “well if you can tell me where I parked my car this morning, I might be able to help you.”

Quality wasn’t a big thing with our software, the senior developer was a stoner who was off his head most of the time, others were either clueless or too busy on side hustles to give a fuck. Amazingly we developed engineering software that was used by amongst others, the atomic weapons establishment in the UK and Buckingham Palace. Happy days.

Blackmist,

Hey, at least your bugs didn’t result in the prosecution of 700+ sub-postmasters. Silver linings and all that.

Valmond,

Even the first one.

The mouse is moving. It’s potentially the mouse-pointer that is not moving.

Seriously.

On a side note, love you IT guys 💖 and it seems that if you ask nicely if they have time, they’ll listen and if you try to do your best they’ll be all over it to help you out the best they can.

Slovene, in To further clear things up

Is that Balding with Bimbish at the top?

Desistance, in Just fuck my shit up

This is a bathroom for angry shits.

hdnsmbt, in IT support work be like

“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

SocialMediaRefugee,

I had this with a person who said their screen stayed blank no matter what they did. I came down, saw the power light on the monitor was off, saw the plug was not plugged in, and fixed it. She was very embarrassed.

baseless_discourse,

my brain sees “I’ll be pissed and mock you” and read it to me as “I’ll piss on you”.

Not a bad punishment for people don’t plug their plugs all the way in.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Pissing on a plug is a punishment for the person who pisses, not for the person who didn’t plug it all the way in

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I myself had this problem with my monitor when I first bought it. It has weird touch buttons instead of normal buttons, I plugged it into the computer and kept hitting the power button and it wouldn’t come on. I was getting annoyed that it was broken… Then I realized I only plugged it into the computer and forgot the freakin’ power cable when I was about to pack it back up and take it back to the store. 🤦‍♂️

dingus, (edited )

This reminds me. At work, I’ve had to help during rapid consultation procedures for surgeons while they are performing a surgery. It involves you cutting tissue microscopically thin with a very sharp blade within this specialized machine.

Well one day I am cutting and cutting and I just can’t get anything to work. It’s making a mess and fucking everything up.

I look down and realize I didn’t even have the blade in the machine lmaooo. I was trying to cut with blunt metal. What a goober move.

Brain farts happen!

dis_honestfamiliar,

I can top this.

I was running hackintosh along side others OSes. Keep in mind it was working fine until it wasn’t. So this hackintosh one day started having a problem. After some time of inactivity, the monitor would sleep. Once it did, it wouldn’t come back up. Only a reboot would help. Eventually I thought it was incompatible with the DVI output since I saw similar hackintosh issues online. I bought a new monitor that would support display port. When I was disconnecting everything I notice that the DVI port wasn’t fully plugged in. 🤦‍♂️

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

At least it was in time to return, right?

Right???

BirdyBoogleBop,

My Monitor used to turn off randomly for no reason. Until I noticed it turned off every time my mini fridge kicked in, move mini fridge plug to a different wall port and issue resolved.

Make sure you aren’t overloading your wall sockets people!

Trainguyrom,

I learned 3 things very quickly in one evening:

  1. My cheap electric razor throws a ton of noise onto whatever electrical circuit it’s plugged into
  2. How to sort out ZFS filesystem errors
  3. That the bathroom socket I plug my razor into and the plug across the house that the main desktop is plugged into happen to be on the same electrical circuit

So that’s fun!

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

And thus, the The Bastard Operator from Hell was born…

lefixxx, in They're bad for you.

Source?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Your mom.

ramenshaman, in *Sigh*, unzips

Maybe make this NSFW

balderdash9,

Might make your boss do a double-take lol

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Could you mark this as NSFW pls. I have gotten like 5 reports because of this

balderdash9,

You’re the boss

Aggravationstation, in *Sigh*, unzips

Life balderdash. Life.

Marighost, in shit post

Dickbutt, my beloved

bfg9k, in To further clear things up
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

oh fuckin thanks dude

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

welcome, it’s all for you.

BunnyKnuckles,
@BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website avatar

Damn, I wanted some.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy default rule: everyone gets some

Slovene, in They're bad for you.

Can I get thots instead, please?

thorbot, in It's so thoughtful

Wow, even booked the flight to fly out that night, what a chad

postmateDumbass, in Just fuck my shit up

Set to Less Than Negative One confirmed.

Edgarallenpwn, in IT support work be like
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

‘One thing is broken’ is usually prefaced with an email explaining why a service is down but it doesn’t stop people.

shalafi, in *Sigh*, unzips

This is my hole! It was made for me!

Slartibartfass,

What a horrible and fascinating story

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

DRR
DRR
DRR

L0rd0fD3rp, in *Sigh*, unzips

AI getting creative

fossphi, (edited )

creative horny

Daddy horny, Michael

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

AI is always horny, it’s trained against the Internet after all.

This is it being creatively horny

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