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Tight-laced, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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As the parent to a 5 year old, I feel this sooooo much.

I'm having to change my "just-a-second", as she takes it literally - a second is counted. I now say just-a-minute. Frozen got it bang on when Anna says "just give us a minute " and you can hear Olaf quietly start counting to 60.

LollerCorleone, in You can’t be behind the counter while the register is running on the computer
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This is one of those incidents that is infuriating for the parents when it happens, but will then end up being a story that they cherish and keep telling everyone they can for a long time.

mrbubblesort,
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Mom to the daughter: "Kid, this is a story you will tell for the rest of your life ...;; which is about to end in 3, 2 ..."

DpwnShift, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!
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dystop, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
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Cute, and I’m glad you and your dad had such a good relationship that he took it well!

dystop, in Do not Think!
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You were providing feedback for free and they didn’t like that? That’s so weird.

dystop, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!
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You manager forgot the most important rule: when your employee actually knows what they are doing, LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.

dystop, in You can’t be behind the counter while the register is running on the computer
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Hahahaha! Never get between a kid and their entertainment lol

admiralteal, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

Gaskets on refrigerators are absolutely supposed to be cleaned. In place. With something like a soft towel.

They are also wear parts that do need servicing/replacing pretty regularly.

Your manager should be shot into the sun via sun cannon.

oleorun,
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Next on Mythbusters…

Mischala,

But at that point, is should be in the manual, and it was not.

The policy supposedly written by the company that installed the fridge, and should have any and all steps required to maintain regular operation.

LagDrake, in You can’t be behind the counter while the register is running on the computer

Coule even be a story that will run in the family for a long time…

Bosa, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

Yea ALWAYS CYA. Never trust any job, nor what anyone says always cover your ass.

c2h6, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

Lol good on you for asking for it to be documented. Dumbass manager

ablackcatstail, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!
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That is the way, @Necromnomicon ! Good show!

TheSaneWriter, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

This is why a paper trail is so important. When shit hits the fan they will always try to blame you, so you need written or audio proof that they issued the order.

Tolookah, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

The thing with incompetent managers is that they don’t realize when you’re asking for a paper trail. Good on you for getting the instruction on paper.

entropicshart,
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That is the best part; such confident incompetence coming back to bite them in the ass.

LanternEverywhere,

Yup, always CYA - Cover Your Ass.

Personally i would've also gotten him on audio recording saying it, and then emailed that audio recording to myself through gmail to prove the time stamp of it was before you did the action. Also it would be good to take a picture of the work log and gmail it to yourself too. When records like work logs and corporate emails are in the hands of the company, they sometimes "disappear" when it would prove them wrong and you right.

Eczpurt, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

Holy smokes this is basically the premise for Chernobyl but with a coffee shop. Great idea getting them to sign and date the work order! Can’t argue their way out of that one.

Galluf,

I wouldn’t say that at all. Chernobyl was so much worse than this. It wasn’t a single first line supervisor who asked one worker to do something who said no at first.

They’d asked multiple nuclear plants to perform that test. Been told that it was not safe to perform multiple times. They finally got an upper management individual at one plant to agree to it. Then they had challenges completing the test and due to plant characteristics that were not apparent to the operators (as well as violating other procedures) the event occurred.

The premise of chernobyl is a series of systemic failures of barriers. Not an addition of a single step not specified in a maintenence procedure.

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