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aberrate_junior_beatnik, in Guys I won!!!

That’s not enough proof. You have to ask him if he’d stop an in progress genocide and if he says no, you’re good.

dustyData, in I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept.

The guy who invented the ancient alien theory that, believe it or not, didn’t exist until he wrote a book in the 80’s; is one of the producers of the History channel show. And he is my personal reminder that any idiot can get a book published.

LemmyKnowsBest, in We live in a society

Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

tryptaminev,

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can’t condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

LemmyKnowsBest,

IKR?! 😆

dsemy,

You’d be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

justabigemptyhole,

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

ALostInquirer,

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

NaibofTabr,

Men, it’s just a job.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

NaibofTabr,

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

Honytawk, (edited )

So you are in the military

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably the japanese one

AngryCommieKender,

What color is your favorite flavor?

humorlessrepost,

Orange

vivadanang,

signal soldier I see.

Kusimulkku,

some

lol

turkalino,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don’t look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

TooLazyDidntName,

That and the guard!

Norgur, in I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept.

They threw up large mounds of dirt to either side of the Tower and built it through those... duh!

hakunawazo, in that look tho

Also less microplastics by abrasion on the road.

ramenshaman,

OP already did all the abrasion in advance!

Cosmicomical, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

If anything the peak was infinity wars. But tbh just finished watching s02 of loki and it's absolutely excellent. I have tons of critique but still it's very good.

soggy_kitty,

Wait you thought s02 of Loki is good? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Starglasses,

“You got enjoyment out of something I didn’t? Loser.”

??? Why

Cosmicomical,

Yes i did, it was much more entertaining than either your mum or you comment history.

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Ooo I have a new fan! I’m glad you took time out of your day to manually scrape a stranger’s comment history, that’s not weird at all

Cosmicomical,

You keep talking of me as if I was a bot, which is sort of dehumanising. And by reading your other comments I can tell you for sure that indeed I am not your fan.

soggy_kitty,

“you’re dehumanising me” - the guy who makes personal attacks to strangers and their mothers.

Hilarious

DaMonsterKnees,
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  • Cosmicomical,

    Sure, fucko. I pressed submit and the site brought me back to the same page, so i thought it didn't go through. How old are you? Have you never seen this happen on the internet? It's due to the platform being new and not having anything to prevent this behaviour.

    HenchmanNumber3,

    It’s possible that they thought the first one didn’t post and kept trying. Sometimes you get a timeout error and return to the editable text with the post button again but the post already went through.

    lol3droflxp,
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    It’s a common bug that the post button on some interfaces doesn’t seem to do what it should when it actually does but the interface doesn’t show it.

    Exusia, in 122 people thought it was funny though
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    No hard feelings, thought a reaction post would be funny, since they’re popular rn

    Aurenkin,

    That’s cool but I think I’ll wait for the reaction to the reaction post.

    Feathercrown,
    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar
    Seventhlevin,

    Perfect.

    Aurenkin,

    Thank you. Definitely worth the wait

    Hyggyldy, in "you see, I learned from the CEO himself"

    Ah, the USPS mpe mechanic model.

    _number8_, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

    that’s quite sad in a way

    ShitOnABrick,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    Also tasty

    snor10,

    I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.

    ShitOnABrick,
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

    I find it tasty

    Tikiporch,

    The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

    kambusha,

    I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    When people run in circles

    lugal, in I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept.

    You don’t think the government is behind this?

    c/birdsarentreal

    helpImTrappedOnline, in "you see, I learned from the CEO himself"

    That’s why I prefer the “go figure it out and I’ll just yell at you until it looks right” training method.

    Contend6248, in Guys I won!!!

    You go girl

    bucketofcandyfloss, in that look tho

    Smooth ride into a wall

    Bye, in "BLUE LIVES MATTER"

    There are so many people who love cops and hate Israel, I don’t know what you’re talking about OP.

    Personally I’m on team acab but I think israel has a right to go after hamas since they did a terrorism. That doesn’t mean they should kill innocent people; but on the other hand, look at how many German civilians were bombed to death in world war 2; it’s how war works.

    A country’s responsibility is to their own people first, almost always at the expense of foreign people. In the case of Israel, it may be that their security is won at the expense of the Palestinians from whom they stole their land. So they are acting in the interest of Israelis.

    But cops are different, they attack their own countrymen and enforce a power dynamic within the country that is bad for the country’s own citizens; specifically protecting the interest of capital. They are enemies of the state within the state. Different thing.

    P00P_L0LE, (edited )
    @P00P_L0LE@lemmy.ml avatar

    👏ACAB👏INCLUDES👏PALESTINIAN👏CHILDREN👏

    Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in "you see, I learned from the CEO himself"

    I learned yesterday that there’s a wikipedia page for the “Joker Stairs” which is hilarious.

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