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Gradually_Adjusting, in SLAMMER
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This is like if fracking was used to make memes

flashgnash, in You guessed WRONG!

Raisin cookies > chocolate chip cookies

FooBarrington,

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad

flashgnash,

I’ve just eaten a raisin cookie so I feel fantastic

ReakDuck,

I am jealous

flashgnash,

Here, you can have one I have plenty 🍪

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right and you should say it louder.

Spider89,

No

flashgnash,

RAISIN COOKIES > CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Google now
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Google always

Catfish, in Should of built a better foundation
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

If you think slavery has been abolished you haven’t seen prison labor.

MeowZedong,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

To add more: the last chatel slave in the US was freed in 1942. During WWII.

Why? Not because it was the right thing to do, but because the optics of having slaves looked bad and the Japanese Empire (of all institutions) was calling the US out.

People living and running the country to this day fought tooth and nail against the civil rights movement. Slavery is not ancient history, it’s part of what’s allowed a small portion of the current world population to lead a privileged life.

Catfish,
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Wow I had no idea, thank you for sharing this.

Lord_ToRA, in When I pass another memelord posting dank memes at the same time as me
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

It sucks seeing so many people praise this dude when they were needlessly toxic to me because I made a harmless joke they didn’t like. Then they deleted their toxic comment and no one believes me.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m no angel myself, and can trash talk with the best of them. I just like his memes. He could be a shitlord, festering in an cramped alley, with a rat for a pet, for all I know.

lolcatnip,

You could take it as evidence he’s embarrassed he made that comment. I certainly have bad days when I’m needlessly harsh and regret it later.

toybastard, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.
@toybastard@lemmy.world avatar

She still hasn’t texted me back, froggy.

Afghaniscran,

And if she never does, it will still get better

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in i missed my true calling
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

dumples,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

IkarusHagen2, in SLAMMER
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Bruh.

CassowaryTom, in Email clients

I use Luke Smith’s script muttwizard.com to set up neomutt usually. Or Thunderbird. I have tried to get mutt working many times on my own and at this point I honestly dont think that I am smart enough.

g8phcon2, in Get out and vote!

This attitude is why Americans have two shitty right-wing parties

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

No, it isn’t.

It’s the fact that the two shitty right-wing parties are essentially all powerful that we have two shitty right-wing parties.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

The system is designed to have two parties. With fptp voting you encourage a system of two parties that agree on most things because you’re not allowed to have a party with nuance as that will be a wasted vote and simply allow your most disliked candidate to win by splitting the vote.

FlashMobOfOne, (edited )
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Your vote is wasted regardless if you’re a wage worker.

g8phcon2,

while this is true, most western nations have some level of FPP, and while they usually have two major parties, Like Conservative-Progressives and Labour in Canada, they still have more than two parties represented in the legislative body. I'm unaware of the last time someone was elected to congress who ran as a party other than R/D (no independents don't count).

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I think cause and effect are mixed here. Americans having to pick between two shitty right wing parties is the reason why one would feel like every election is the most important election. The fact that they’re so much alike is the biggest reason why they create as much dissent as possible.

Dagwood222,

Back in the 1970s, The Moral Majority took over the GOP by voting. They would show up at every local GOP club at every event. If 20 people had shown up the last time they picked the new dog catcher, the MMs would show up with fifty people. They didn’t have a lot of money or connections yet, but they had people showing up all the time. Need someone to pass out petitions? MMs were there. Drive folks to the polls? Meanwhile, the Dems had counted on the Unions to do those jobs. That’s why the GOP hated the Unions and did everything to dismantle them.

No one is going to hand you power.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I agree with everything you just said but I don’t think either big US party can be reformed to serve people instead of capital. Whichever organizing done by people, through the the voting system or otherwise, will fall flat if allowed to be co-opted by them, the two party system ensures it.

g8phcon2,

That's a defeatist additute. You can be a realist withotu being a defeatist. There's always hope. I probably have as little faith in electoral politics as you do, but forming real relationships with real neighbors we can actually create the world our politicians would never support.

Dagwood222,

www.snopes.com/tachyon/…/1956republican.jpg

That’s the 1956 GOP Party Platform.

Politicians do what it takes to get elected. Period.

If people show up and do the job, things will change.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I sincerely doubt they’ll change past what their owners allow them to. Maybe that’s a step towards actual change but it’s certainly not enough by itself.

Dagwood222,

Politicians do what it takes to get elected. Period.

What part of that confuses you?

Nelson Rockefeller was one of the richest men in America. He thought he was a shoo-in to be the GOP candidate in 1968. Nixon had no big backers and was seen as a loser by the media.

Except Nixon had spent all his time after his California Sneate race loss working 24/7 for every GOP candidate he could find. He made speeches, raised money, helped organize, and when he went into the 1968 convention, he ran rings around what the establishment wanted.

Money is huge in politics, but organization can beat it.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re telling me with enough organization within the system we can swap a piece of shit for a piece of shit? Sign me tf up

Dagwood222,

So, if voting doesn’t matter, why is the GOP working so hard to deny people the right to vote?

youtu.be/t0e9guhV35o

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t put words in my mouth. If what you took from the last however many comments is that I’m saying “voting useless”, I don’t think you’re qualified to have this conversation in the first place.

But to answer your question, they will bend whatever laws they have to to keep themselves in power. I don’t know why you thought that showing an example of how fucked the US voting system is is a point in favor of it.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Well, yes and no. The Democrat Party is structured to prevent takeovers like what happened to the GOP (e.g. super-delegates). I think it is moving to the left, but glacially slowly. 20 years ago, somebody like Bernie would have been a joke. Now, he’s a viable contender. Maybe in another 50 or 60 years, they’ll be where European leftist parties are now.

pingveno,

super-delegates

Super-delegates had the their role in the nomination massively reduced, with no role whatsoever in the first round of voting. Bernie is not a viable contender at the moment because he represents only the left flank of the party. He’s also toxic in the general election. Praising Castro and honeymooning in the USSR just aren’t great things to have on a president’s resume.

Dagwood222,

Or, and here’s a wild idea, you can vote in the coming election. The entire House and a third of the Senate changes hands every two years. The GOPs vote in every single election. That’s the absolute least we should be doing. Pushing for more Squad members starts in your town.

youtu.be/t0e9guhV35o

pingveno,
g8phcon2,

The own website you got the image from says that is mixed factuality https://web.archive.org/web/20230624204530/https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1956-republican-platform/

Dagwood222,

I’m shocked - SHOCKED - that a quick meme isn’t an exact representation of a much longer document.

g8phcon2,

and yet nearly half of American union workers vote Republican. Usually because they are more concerned about "conservatives" two bread-butter issues, abortion or gun rights.

g8phcon2,

I don't think so. In Michigan, for example, seven parties have auotmatic ballot access for the general election. Often people will say the would prefer one of the so-called third party candidates, but they just cant' vote for them this year because the greater of two evils is so incredibly evil but next year will be different.

Dagnet, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

If you eat junk, even if you exercise a lot, you will get fat. See sumo athletes.

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Sumo, while fat, are also extremely muscular though. They’re not just eating junk food, they usually have specific diets.

chooglers,

canned peaches and cottage cheese

LaVacaMariposa,

Sumo wrestlers don’t eat junk, they just eat an insane amount of calories. But the actual food is very healthy and balanced.

Omega_Haxors, in Age Combat 🤡

Like Hasan said “It’s all liberalism at the end of the day”

Gorilladrums,

Who actually hates themselves enough to watch Hasan Piker? Not only is he an idiot, but he’s also cringe beyond hope

SpaceXplorer_8042,
@SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip avatar

Well there’s also Hasan Minhaj but I don’t think he said that.

dangblingus,

Not that I’m outright disagreeing with you, but in what way is he an idiot? He went to Rutgers and has been a pundit for a decade. He knows his shit when it comes to history as well.

Gorilladrums,

He’s been essentially lying and scamming young gullible people for personal gain. He rants and supports a failed murderous ideology that he doesn’t even believe in while also being a hotspot for misinformation. His hypocrisy and lack of ethics make him a vile person.

DragonTypeWyvern, in Lol

Does anyone know what started the obsession with Louis?

Charles, obviously, okay sure, but Louis I was basically a placeholder whose kids fought over the inheritance.

sjmarf, (edited )

Not sure; I’ve wondered that before too. If I had to guess I’d say people just keep naming future kings after previously liked kings - the first few king Louis weren’t all that popular, but later on there were some popular ones (Louis IX was named a saint, for instance, which may have boosted it).

16 is certainly a lot of kings to have the same name. I believe there’s 20-something Pope Johns, if I recall correctly

InputZero,

I’m just waiting on pope John Paul George, then we just gotta tack on Ringo somehow and we’ve got The Beatles back!

thomas,

Louis is the “same name” as Clovis. I mean by that it is how the name evolved as the dynasties changed their language from Frankish to Latin to then French.

Clovis was the first king unifying all Franks, so many Frank kings are named Clovis … and later ones are named Louis.

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited )

Clovis is also the modern French rendition of that name. In Old Frankish it was something like Chlodowig. Hence why king Louis is called Lodewijk in Dutch and Ludwig in German.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I knew for Clovis, but didn’t for Chlodowig.

Thank you dear friend from the internet

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

It comes from the Old German Hlutwik (various possible spelling) meaning “Famous warrior”. Polish language even have two versions of it - Ludwik straight from German and Alojzy from French.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Also in french, it evoled into two names : Clovis from the latin prononciation become Louis, losing the c, and making (the latin way) v and u the same. Chlodowig, losing Ch and shifting from w to v become Ludovic.

flamingo_pinyata,

basically a placeholder

  • New Child 1, New Child 2, New Child 3 … don’t you think this is kinda generic?
  • Agreed. We need more imaginative names for our children. What about Louis?!
  • Great idea! Louis 1, Louis 2, Louis 3 …
bstix, in I lose mine last month :(

Only Satan would design a hole that is smaller than the end of a bent paperclip when the entire purpose of the hole is to put something into it.

wandermind,

How else can you sell an iPoker 4X?

bigkahuna1986,

You’re still using the 4X? Lol, get yourself an 8Max and thank me later.

clearleaf,

I did but I’m still saving up for the handle

bobs_monkey,

An earring pokey works too, just wipe off any schmutz

nonailsleft,

For a Korean, the hole doesn’t need to be that big

SARGEx117,

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  • CleoTheWizard,
    @CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

    For anyone else who ever has this problem, there are easier ways than a paper clip and hammer.

    I have used pencil lead (0.5mm) successfully. You get a short piece and push hard, it might hurt your thumb a bit but it works. Obviously most needles work but I have used things like safety pins from the back of a shirt pin. I’ve also used the tip of mechanical pencils in a pinch. And if you’re crafty you can do something (carefully) with a toothpick and a knife to shave the tip down. Dumbest thing I’ve ever used is a disposable flosser that had a toothpick on the end. I also used that to clean USB C ports. All of these also similarly work on small reset buttons on routers and such.

    clearleaf,

    I usually take a needle of some kind and clip the point off so it’s not as sharp.

    Cysioland, in Most important movie in my life
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    For a Gendo Ikari stand-in, that rat doesn’t look evil enough

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