Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
GrammatonCleric, 
Coffee wins every time, even if I have to pay $9+ for a goddamn bag 😭
ericbomb, Embrace tradition, 100 tea bags for $4! Your ancestors fought for access to tea!
GrammatonCleric, Bro, my ancestors dumped tea in protest 😅
ericbomb, Because the tea was expensive! They fought for cheap tea!
GrammatonCleric, Spiffing Brit, is that you? 🧐
bappity, 
I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly
silverwing, Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
AngryCommieKender, Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.
teatime, 
Tea is best!!
banazir, 
You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!
Num10ck, maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
guyrocket, 
Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.
It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!
zib, 
Who let Bear Grylls in here?
guyrocket, Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!
ericbomb,
tdawg, Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years
SexualPolytope, 
Homemade espresso >>>
(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)
Annoyed_Crabby, Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.
JackbyDev, Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony
Annoyed_Crabby,
ericbomb, You stayed loyal and are richer for it.
Loyalty pays (or saves).
DmMacniel, only with milk though.
frenchyy94, Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.
Tea all the way!
ericbomb, You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!
Granixo, 
How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕
phundrak, Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)
PP_BOY_, 
Mountain dew tastes like rat piss
Godnroc, What’s wrong with your rats?
PP_BOY_, Diabetes
PapaStevesy, More like what’s right with them.
Towwebbed, Now with vitamin R! https://giphy.com/gifs/jcYcqxf8z6qCA
madmaurice, 
Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.
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