spacecadet,

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

LordKitsuna,

Rather it is because you don’t do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don’t understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren’t allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren’t anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.

Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Meanwhile dudes with furniture are laying pipe lol

257m,

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I literally did this in college. It was great.

marx2k,

Not gonna lie gonna lie

moipe,

Nglgl

Arcity,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Nglgl gonna lie, rip in peace ATM machine

257m,

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

boatsnhos931,

More room for activities

ElBarto,
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Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you’ve got my room when I was in my 20s.

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.social avatar

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I’m in!

happybadger,
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

Unreliable,

Where’s the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

BruceLee,

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

papalonian,

What prevents you from living this way? If the main plus you’re seeing is “easier to clean”, I assume that means you’ve got more furniture and such. What’s stopping you from getting rid of everything except what’s pictured?

jackoneill,

Having a wife and kid

BruceLee,

I’m slowly trying. I try to do those minimalistic and zero waste decluttering challenges and it’s helping a lot.

But I can get ride of a frame bed, my climate are too cold to sleep that close to the floor. Anyway, there is still a lot of thing i can get ride of.

10_0,

God I wish I could love like this

riodoro1,

Yeah man, I feel you. I used to be able to but now its lost.

loaExMachina,

You’re just making me more convinced that “women” were invented by furniture companies to sell more bedframes.

oo1,

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

Tb0n3,

And?

Ithorian,
@Ithorian@hexbear.net avatar

Just missing a desk for my battle station.

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

pfft. what I waste. I would use a hammock.

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