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CorrodedCranium, (edited ) in I know that feel
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

So drunk it looks like I have a stigmatism

Ex. Of a stigmatism in action for those that don’t know what it is/looks like

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/c786850f-962e-4a66-8aa4-b383db481e08.jpeg

Crow,
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

This what it looks like when I need to wipe some gunk/ fluid out of my eyes.

Pregnenolone,

astigmatism is one word, not two

oldGregg,

POV: you can’t afford wiper blades

I cry everytime

netchami, in I've earned it

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

randomivysaur,

Me after creating the to-do list:

can,

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

netchami,

I like your approach

syd, in I've earned it
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

SuckMyWang,

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

SuckMyWang,

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

CarlsIII, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

Surely people don’t actually think he should have played the role all wackedy schmackedy, right?

ininewcrow, in Patience
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Me slowly realizing that I’ll probably never get to watch every Star Trek series

profdc9, in Sisyphean

I wipe my glasses with Sparkle and a microfiber cloth. We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Colorcodedresistor, in “Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats

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    dauerstaender, (edited )

    It’s alright, come here (~￣³￣)~

    Sanyanov, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

    To all of you cheese lovers: this is your Penicillium roqueforti, blue cheese mold, in a microbiology lab. Bon appetit

    colour-online-Penicillium-roqueforti-from-potato-dextrose-agar-PDA

    rustydrd,
    @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Not really the same thing, though. I also wouldn’t lick bacteria out of a petri dish, but I’ll happily eat yoghurt and sourdough bread.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

    I am totally licking it.

    Enk1,

    Wait til you hear what’s in the pills they give you when you’ve got a bacterial infection. It’s gonna blow your mind

    Sanyanov,

    Most of simple antibiotics are of fungal nature, yes

    Using life against itself.

    Kolgeirr,

    Hell yeah that looks delicious, throw that on a steak and lets eat.

    marx2k,

    Stop. I can only get so hard.

    MudMan,
    @MudMan@kbin.social avatar

    You didn't need to go to all the trouble, if you let some bread out in a humid place you'll get it all over it as well.

    Still delicious.

    Sanyanov,

    Yeah, moldy bread will do (though it can contain some more nasty stuff as well)

    carnimoss, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

    Man I wish people were that nice to me before I came out

    squiblet, in This is great. You should try it.
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    Cheese doesn't sound that great when you think of it as milk that's been left in a cave for a year and infested with bacteria

    Sagifurius,

    That’s not what cheese is, generally. Blue cheese is that though. Cheese is converted into a solid form in the kitchen the first day, then aged.

    squiblet, (edited )
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    How is that not what cheese is? As far as I understand, every cheese uses a bacterial culture, mesophilic or thermophilic. Blue cheese is different because it also has a fungal culture. But sure, usually it's put in on purpose when the cheese is made, not something that comes from the environment.

    Sagifurius, (edited )

    Traditionally is done by heating, separating and the introduction of rennet, which is an enzyme from calf guts that converts milk into a solid form that a herbivore can digest. This relates to why cows milk kills human infants and kittens but they can survive on goats. Cheese basically dates from ancient times when everyone was lactose intolerant but some farmer noticed how calves digest milk.

    squiblet,
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    I have made some simple cheeses before and learned about rennet so i can feed vegetarians. Then what is this page about? It seems every common type of cheese has a bacterial culture.
    https://www.thecheesemaker.com/blog/cheese-cultures-explained-everything-you-need-to-know/

    peto,

    Aged like milk has a lot less impact if you are good at it.

    IrateAnteater,

    “Aged like milk” can mean anything from “so awful it’s literally illegal” to “so good people will pay unreasonable amounts of money”.

    LolaCat, in This is great. You should try it.

    Reminds me of this classic:

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a95f1774-65cb-4c66-8c61-716de65243c4.jpeg

    Aragaren,

    Blue cheese mold is a banger!

    youtu.be/HmadzQ1uL0s?si=WUJ3_-shyZ_4d_qT

    BruceTwarzen, in No wonder he's always cranky.

    Everyone knows how taxing it is to have more money than god.

    Franconian_Nomad, in I know that feel

    /c/thenightfeeling@lemmy.world

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

    !thenightfeeling

    hopefully works

    edit: it works you now have a link

    Franconian_Nomad,

    Cheers!

    ReplicantBatty,

    That community is aesthetic I absolutely love, thank you for sharing!

    Mozingo, in 👁️👁️
    @Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

    The unedited version for reference:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea755a04-177b-4909-9e15-271c2423f4ef.jpeg

    daft61lunacy,

    So many teeth.

    possiblylinux127,

    I count 7

    MeatsOfRage,

    This is somehow worse

    dylanTheDeveloper,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    The bugs when they see a hot freshly squeezed dog turd

    TheBlue22,

    I can’t tell which one is more terrifying

    Saltblue,

    What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

    The reptilians:

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Zuck was the easiest to edit since the smile doesn’t reach his eyes.

    possiblylinux127,

    Don’t give the editors ideas

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Bigger challenge: photoshop him with a genuinely warm expression so he appears human.

    intensely_human,

    Hi smile does reach his eyes. You can cover his lower face and still see that he’s smiling.

    Anticorp,

    When I cover his mouth I see the eyes of someone who desires murder.

    FlyingSquid, in This is great. You should try it.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    OMG, you’re eating bread? Don’t you know that’s made with the same stuff that infects vaginas?!

    funkless_eck,

    you mean my cousin Joel?

    supercriticalcheese,

    Maybe is he a baker?

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