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FartsWithAnAccent, in Would it be weird to light my entire home like this aisle?
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Yeah, but it would also be kind of awesome.

MystikIncarnate, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

This is kind of my family. My brother and I have not fathered any children, he’s a step dad, with no intention to have any of his own, I’m happily in a childfree relationship.

The only (sort of) exception is that my eldest brother (of three), had four kids… All girls.

So our biological lineage will continue, but our family name ends here, since once my niece’s get married, our family name will be dead.

The closest continuance of our family name is through my one male cousin on my dad’s side. I don’t keep in touch with him enough to know if he has kids or he’s planning to have kids, or to even be informed as to whether or not those children would be boys or girls, etc.

After that, you would have to go back about 3 generations to find someone of the same lineage that’s actually continuing the family name. Second or third cousins… I believe. I’m unaware if my grandfather had any siblings, or cousins… So that part of my family tree is a complete unknown.

For my brother, he wasn’t in a stable relationship long enough to get married and have kids (though, he’s on his second marriage, the first did not last very long… It’s a long story as to why)… And since his second wife (his current wife) already had children from a previous marriage, he has no interest. For me, I never cared either way, and stuck to the philosophy of “I’ll let my wife decide”. My current, and longest, relationship, under which we’ve been together for nearly a decade now, is with a beautiful woman who has been very childfree for a long time, and I support her in that. I also wouldn’t be able to financially support children, which is why I kept waiting for marriage before kids. I at least wanted the illusion that someone was going to stick around before making that commitment.

My oldest brother got married pretty young and to his credit, they’re still together. I’m mostly estranged from him, but I’m aware of some of the details of his life. His children are at the age where they can start having kids of their own now (which should give some indication of how old I am… I’m “great uncle” age). I don’t have any pressure to have kids at this point because my SO doesn’t want them, my breeder brother is estranged, my father is dead, and I’m estranged from my mom. The only time I even hear about kids is either from my sister-in-law taking about her (now post-teen) children, and from my SO’s family, who we see online only a few times a year at most.

I don’t feel like I’m missing out.

_vetinari_, (edited ) in Send help pls

Made me laugh harder than It should had

Furthermore, I see a Led Zep reference, I upvote

nonailsleft, in Accurate

Dreams of Dresden

ThunderclapSasquatch,

Some of the most successful fascist propaganda ever that.

jnplch,

“WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG? … Hey, not like that! Not fair!”

possiblylinux127, in My 1070 is still going strong

A i5-6500 is still powerful on everything but windows.

possiblylinux127, (edited ) in Accurate

Think of Bananas!

Kase,

I spent way too long trying to figure out what country Bananas is. Maybe it’s the capital B, or maybe Bananas just sounds like a nation to me. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

HubertManne, in It's that time of the day again
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I drink it but never seems to do much.

CobblerScholar,

Caffeine tolerance is both acquired and genetic

can, (edited )

Crush some caffeine pills and rail them

^do not do this^

poopiddy, in My 1070 is still going strong

my 1070 has 2 out of 3 fans on the blink but still gets the job done

Sacreblew, (edited ) in Pushovers

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

slurpeesoforion, in Elderly Politicians

I’m sure Diane Feinstein’s handlers are trying to get a hold of Mitch’s necromancer.

therealjcdenton, in Do you feel the trickle yet?

But I want it NOW

hungryphrog, in The sword in the dome

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

overzeetop, in Lies
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The entire top/active threads are just the L4 bot (and 2 or 3 others) posting every article from a dozen online rags and the summary bot “participating.” Lemmy is still a desert of participation fluffed with 3 people who use it as their personal rss feed via bots.

MxM111, in There has to be another way!
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

The tasks are never complete. It is an illusion that you can complete all the tasks, while actually you can’t. That’s what creates the stress. Understanding that it is an illusion can help removing the stress

MacNCheezus, in You can't beat him at this.
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

In case you still need a New Year’s resolution, how about you learn how to crop your memes

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Ok ok, it’s fixed!

MacNCheezus,
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