You Young Republican types are so incredibly worthless. "Tolerant left! Tolerant left! Rawk! Polly want a cracker!" My cockatiel gives me more scintillating conversation.
Some of us aren't that left-wing (although you suit, tie, and white hood types couldn't possibly comprehend that), and we're certainly not tolerant of your dumb asses. The only shred of "tolerance" I'm showing you right now is mandated by the rules of this magazine. If the rules weren't there, I'd tell you to change your name to Mike Pence and do what comes naturally to a seditionist. (Hypothetically, of course.)