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aaaa, in I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual.

I have a physics joke, but it only works in a vacuum

e_mu_mu, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn’t get it

Starglasses, in Cool S

So that means teenage-me helped discover DNA? Heck yea 🤘

pancake, in hippopocranuse!!
@pancake@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Feels weird to see the Caduceus associated hith Hippocrates; here in Europe I’ve only seen it used as a symbol of trade, while the Rod of Asclepius is the more common symbol for medicine.

rockerface,

I’m fairly sure it’s like that everywhere, the rods are just often confused. I myself rarely remember which one is used where

pancake,
@pancake@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Interesting, I always thought it was a country thing, but you’re right that it’s simply a widespread confusion.

Prater, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a joke, but it’s not funny.

Iron_Lynx, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.

mundane, in hippopocranuse!!

hiphopapotamus and the rhymenoceros

vivadanang,
subtext, in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

Azzu, (edited )

I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

subtext,

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

Rapidcreek, (edited ) in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

Good to eat. They serve them for breakfast in the Caribbean

LemmyIsFantastic, in AAAAtoms

I heard this meme.

UncleBadTouch, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae
@UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca avatar

Millions of years ago, the flying fish ancestors sees his cousin crawl out of the ocean and walk on land for the first time.

Says “Yeah? You think that’s cool? Hold my beer”

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Present Day, it sees its descendants fly into space.

Flying Fish: Hold my beer.

Frozengyro,

Dolphins: so long, and thanks for all the fish!

Curiousfur, (edited ) in I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

drmeanfeel, in What does a PhD mean?

Frustrating to say the least. I feel my PhD accelerated learning in all directions. Not from the program content itself, but the skills involved in the ingestion of high volumes of dense information. This idea that the borders of my world don’t extend past some yadda yadda about some tiny subclass of a field is some silly goosery.

Can those “skills involved” be learned elsewhere? Sure, this is just the path I took. Can phDoctors be single minded or general idiots? Sure, I’m an idiot. Do we need some single minded people? Sure, amazing things can be accomplished by singular focus.

But it isn’t a mandatory condition or experience of a floppy hat assed (sword in some countries) recipient of this degree.

pigup, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

I didn’t believe these were real until I saw several generic gray fish literally fly out of the water by flapping their wings??? It was in the Atlantic Ocean. They’re really fast too.

pastaPersona, in fly like paper get high like Exocoetidae

Hydroplaning rn 🐟

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