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Anticorp, in mantra that keeps me going through grad school

Anyone with a decent memory, lots of money, and the ability to work for free for several years can become a doctor.

fossilesque,
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It’s called sadomasochism and delusions, Soka.

ThePyroPython, in Birding for Botanists

Birding for engineers:

There are quack-quacks and peep-peeps.

DavidGarcia, in Birding for Botanists
idunnololz,
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bert,

Yes?

DavidGarcia, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

obviously this makes no sense evolutionarily, they must have been created by mermaids to make various instruments out of their shells.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Assorted butt plug shapes.

SandLight,
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Kink shaming is uncalled for in this situation.

Classy,

You did see the username to whom you’re responding, yes?

CarbonIceDragon,
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I mean, I suppose they might seem bigger to a predator, and harder to swallow for something that swallows prey whole?

CyberTailor,

accidentally “all tomorrows”

zib, in chadodiles
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When you reach max level, you stop leveling.

sheepishly, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME
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These are some weird regional Omanytes.

Kyrgizion, (edited ) in chadodiles

They just reached top possible performance for their specific niche. They’re basically perfect, so there is little need for evolution to change anything - random selection keeps selecting the same traits for millions of years because those are the ones that work and manage to get them to reproduce.

I like to think of it as having maxed out one specific talent tree for that environment.

Aloha_Alaska,

Exactly! They didn’t explore the “aerial flight” or “beautiful colors” tech tree at all, but are maxed on armor and chomping.

DroneRights,

They are too made of beautiful colours

kadu,
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That’s not actually necessarily true. Even if we adopt this “top possible performance” thing, which isn’t how organisms work, you can’t guarantee their current set of traits would be this optimal maximum.

Evolution can only work with traits already present, or small additions or deletions. It can’t jump around. Meaning, for instance, perhaps a crocodile capable of shooting a literal stream of acid would be even more optimized for this environment - but such a trait can’t appear out of thin air, and the necessary stepping stones won’t be selected.

repungnant_canary,

Sounds like machine learning with a very small learning rate. You will most likely end up in a local minimum ie. no acid shooting (it would be cool and terrifying)

EpicGamer,

They might also be more succesfull if they can put sticks and stones together to eventually create a military industrial complex in order to hunt prey using a 50 Caliber machine gun.

ArbitraryValue, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

I don’t see anything impractical about the one that’s just an ordinary ammonite but with spikes.

CarbonIceDragon,
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The Mariella one also looks fairly normal, looks like a number of aquatic snail species

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah but it was novel at the time

Sanctus, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME
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Just some hard shell noodle bois dooting the best they can

saltnotsugar, in chadodiles

Boring animal: Chomp!

Chadodile: Chomp Spinny-Spinny!

CodexArcanum, in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

The evolutionary origins of trombone

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, (edited ) in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

doot.

lobut, (edited ) in mantra that keeps me going through grad school

So many other things can become alcohol. Not sure if they’re saying a boring potato can be more because potatoes are amazing. They can be chips, fries, mashed, jacket, Mr, dauphinoise/scalloped/gratin, latke, boiled! It’s so versatile!

fossilesque, in Mossie birbs!!
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Classy, in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Botany memes cause my stamens to dehisce. Keep it up!!

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