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investorsexchange, in ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs.
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As someone who doesn’t drink, this is good advice. I was always happy to give my drink tickets to someone who would enjoy them.

tom, in ULPT: If you live in a building where you have to pay for the use of shared washer/dryer, look up your buildings washer/dryer model on eBay and order a key for it.

This is going to come in handy in future!

cicadamikoto, in [Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?
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If it’s keychain-sized and fits on your keychain, just put it on the keychain and take it through normally. I’ve done so many times in many countries.

mulcahey,

I’m jealous. This has been the exact opposite of my experience, as you no doubt read above

Decompose, in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

I have an idea, let’s print more money and increase government spending. Surely that will decrease inflation… right?

“Delusional”, is an understatement when describing your kind that wants all kinds or free services, but complains about inflation.

You, Americans, are about to get a taste of reality soon enough. I’m watching you fall and laughing my butt off. You deserve every micro little bit of this. Keep voting for politicians that spend more money recklessly, and keep voting for more unfunded social programs, and keep exporting all industry outside of US and increasing your trade deficit, and one day your government bonds won’t be worth shit, and inflation will become hyper inflation, and all those like me will only continue laughing.

Enjoy the decline, and remember that the more you fall, the more I’m laughing in the backseat.

Now do your clown show and call me names to feel better.

sin_free_for_00_days,

There are a lot of us here that have been fighting the status quo for decades. Our failure does not seem to merit ridicule and scorn. It’s awful living through this time.

BilboBallbins,

I’ll send a memo to all 350 million Americans who are unanimously making these decisions to keep it up, because a random guy on the internet thinks it’s funny.

DessertStorms,
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and remember that the more you fall, the more I’m laughing in the backseat.

So when the car finally crashes, you'll be right there to die alongside the people you're laughing at? How thoughtful!

jandar_fett,

Do you understand what the electoral college is?

BluJay320,
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Listen, I hate this country as well, but you just sound like an actual child

Blizzard, in ULPT: Using Teams and want to stop your status from going Idle? Start a meeting using “Meet now” on teams and change your status to Available.

Or just use Move Mouse. It doesn’t require installation.

Vertelleus, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
@Vertelleus@kbin.social avatar

Please tell me it sits at 100% forever!

x4740N,
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Should also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light

ggnoredo, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update

we don’t use windows

Vilian,

just put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol

Armaell, in ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update

Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.

Crickets

UprisingVoltage,

I’ve never met a soul eager to update windows

TisBe, in ULPT Whenever buying something online, try using the coupon code "military". Many sites have a military discount and don't require any proof of military service.

Damn this makes me sad. If this catches on, I’m might to have to stop giving a military discount. I felt it was my duty. I have given military discounts for the last 12 years because the US military under pays those folks that volunteer to give their lives for my freedom to run my business. I run a micro business and that discount can really effect my bottom line. I’m really tired of getting screwed because I tried to do right by the people that protect me.

Sykasa,
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If you are living in the US, i can assure you, military ain’t protecting you from anyone. USA as a whole is not about protecting, but attacking and killing others.

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