Blackmist

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Blackmist,

But Facebook can’t spy on me, I repost the “I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION” spam every 3 months without fail!

Blackmist,

Yeah, but he was like fucking 80 by then.

Blackmist,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0wHqNi3x5M

For those that haven’t heard it.

Blackmist,

Just get away from Jedi and the Skywalker family. They’ve run their course.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

Blackmist,

The Empire Strikes Back is the only one that I would say is a great movie.

Blackmist,

It still looks better than The Hobbit though.

The CGI is still a bit dated (although somehow The Flash topped that), but there’s far less compositing of solo actors in green rooms, due to forced perspective.

Blackmist,

I’ll take it just to watch them fight.

Blackmist,

Yeah, trackers are what we had on the Amiga, and it was mostly just sound samples played at varying pitches. It’s definitely got an old school sound to it, but it’s only a low track limit that makes it different to what we have now.

Real chip tunes are where you torture an AY-3-8912 chip until it sings for its master.

Blackmist,

Billl Cosby won a kids choice award

What else could be there? An R Kelly CD?

youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?t=35

Blackmist,

I do.

I still have subs on.

Blackmist,

No, there’s definitely an element of not speaking clearly.

Matthew McConaughey and Tom Hardy as examples. Chris Nolan gets shit on for his terrible sound mixing, but him picking actors who mumble is the main issue.

Put on a movie from 1980 vs one from 2020. The voice clarity is night and day.

Blackmist,

I genuinely think he’s suffered hearing damage at some point during The Dark Knight Rises, and can no longer tell.

Blackmist,

He gave grants around the world. The library in my small UK town was funded by him nearly a hundred years ago.

Blackmist,

Also, tell the guy that digs the hole how big the coffin is including handles.

Because I went to a funeral last year where it didn’t fit.

Blackmist,

Top one looks like it’s from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.

Blackmist,

We didn’t just steal artifacts. We stole whole countries. At one point the empire covered a quarter of the planet. And it wasn’t that long ago either.

The artifacts were just the souvenirs.

Blackmist,

Whenever I’m subjected to terrestrial TV, the only thing I end up watching is the second half of movies I’ve seen a dozen times before.

I grew up with only having 4 channels, but holy shit having some actual agency over what you watch was a game changer.

Blackmist,

I don’t remember hearing what Jack Dorsey thought of anything.

Musk has literally paid 30 billion to have his own private megaphone on the internet.

Blackmist,

When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.

The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.

Blackmist,

Which is why my toaster is now under a cupboard, making an entirely new fire hazard.

Blackmist,

I’m still waiting for the Birds Aren’t Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.

Blackmist,

Scrolling through the list I can’t believe that people actually watch that shit, let alone pay for it.

It’s all the kind of crap that people leave used to leave on in the background and to get bombarded with 4 sets of adverts an hour. The direct result of needing to fill 200 channels as cheaply as possible.

Refunding everyone would probably cost Sony less than a million. I’d wager some of those shows nobody has ever purchased.

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