Blackmist

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Blackmist,

What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.

Blackmist,

Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe

Ingredients

5 Tablespoons mayonnaise

5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney

1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce

1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)

a squeeze of lemon or lime juice

I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.

Blackmist,

It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷

Blackmist,

Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.

I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.

Blackmist,

Browser stats.

Blackmist,

Yeah, but how many brown children can it kill?

Blackmist,

Don’t tell Elon, it’ll be filled with his shitty cars by the end of the week.

Blackmist,

XIV is the WoW that respects your time.

Blackmist,

Had to use a paperclip for mine. Didn’t even come with one.

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

Blackmist,

But I’ve sent all those to the CIA!

Blackmist,

I once played along just to waste their time. Got to the point where I had to go to a site and get my IP address.

I told him it was 127.0.0.1, and he just said “I think you be messing with me now sir” and hung up. :D

Blackmist,

Likes like Hello World is ready to ship.

Blackmist,

Americans, isn’t it?

Next they realise that toilets shouldn’t have massive gaps around and under the doors.

Y’all are living with prison toilets.

Blackmist,

We’re still looking at it.

Blackmist,

And there should be an even bigger block under it called “Native land and resources that they didn’t have gunpowder to defend”.

Blackmist,

No matter how left you are, there’s someone lefter.

And they think you’re a Nazi.

Blackmist,

And it’s not even close.

Blackmist,

Everyone gets a lootbox.

The lootbox contains one poor quality item.

You get it two years after launch.

Blackmist,

Think you’ll have to take screen shots. That’s a pretty good way of stopping you downloading it.

Or just email and ask them for a copy. It’s not Harry Potter or anything, there’s no reason it shouldn’t be free if you ask the right person.

Blackmist,

They don’t want them either.

All the Arab world may be united in it’s hatred of Israel, but that doesn’t mean they like each other…

Blackmist,

You don’t even build from source?

What kind of Linux users are you?

Blackmist,

Only if you have the funds to prove it.

I am pouring one out to this little champ. Stripping HDCP and letting me... archive streaming services from 2016-2023 RIP (lemmy.world)

What killed it, well after reviewing some PS4 gameplay I noticed that it was having audio issues, like it would allow some sounds but not all. It was almost as if it was receiving a 5.1 audio output but was missing the centre channel. Even though the PS4 was set to stereo....

Blackmist,

Especially with music and video. At some point it has to enter your eyes/ears, and even if HDCP wasn’t shit, you could always just record what was on your screen or coming out of your speakers.

Blackmist,

How much for the ad-free plan?

Oh wait, it’s from Amazon, so there’s only an ad-fewer plan.

Blackmist,

Honey Badger don’t give a fuck.

Be like the honey badger, you hysterical dweebs.

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