Emerald

@Emerald@lemmy.world

I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

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Emerald,

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Kris P. Bacon, @KrisWolfheart

kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhoold was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times

Emerald,

You know what’s BeeeeS?

my content quality

Emerald,

Oh wow I didn’t know there was a word for this, i love making dutch angle photos

Emerald,

The chickens you would be able to get would be the same chickens used in farming, with all the health issues you mentioned.

And yes tofu scramble is amazing

Emerald,

it hurts my brain

those players brains will be hurting from concussions

Emerald,

And people think that we are going to run out of fossil fuel or something. I guess they don’t know that dinosaurs die every day and we can collect the fossil fuel from them?

Emerald,

There’s actually an interesting deep dive into this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbGyLayKjE

Emerald,

The good place! Amazing show

Emerald,

I don’t know if this claim is real or not but similar things (not involving SWAT) can happen. I suggest you check out the Safe Hotlines initiative.

translifeline.org/safe-hotlines/

If you need to use a suicide/crisis hotline, just make sure you are aware of the possibility of having police called on you, but please still reach out to a hotline if you need to.

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Image Transcription: Mastodon Post

Bastett, @Bastett

Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.

This is why it’s vitally important noone sees him. If he’s observed the probabilites collapse and only one house gets presents.

Emerald,

Image Transcription: Meme

I bought a new 2Tb SSD but it shows up as 1.8TB SSD

[An image of a classical art piece. The man in the image is wearing a hat and has a peculiar facial expression. One of his arms is on a table, palm facing up. The other arm is in the air, with the pointer finger touching the palm. Near that hand is the caption “Where’s my 0.2TB”]

Emerald,

Linux is basically just Linux and GNU with a gui

Windows is basically just NT with a gui

I don’t get it

Emerald,

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Jake Vig, @Jake_Vig

I Like Going To Walmart For Fun

You might as well go ahead and pronounce the “L” in “salmon.” Nothing matters anymore.

Emerald,

Honestly that’s not bad knees. Look at how they warp the entire leg shape. Pretty cool

Emerald,

Playing throw the knives against the wall?

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No, we teach arithmetic and then once you know it you can use a calculator

Emerald,

Image Transcription: Twitter Post and Replies

Morbid Knowledge, @Morbidful

A diagram of how John Edward Jones was stuck for 27 hours in nutty putty cave before passing away.

kira👾, @kirawontmiss

wanna know something crazy to prevent this? not exploring a cave

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Lenovo was founded in 1984, long after ww2

Emerald,

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Jeremy Parish, probably, @gamespite

Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question

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Image Transcription: Text and Text Messages

This is how easy it is for guys to make plans.

Left: I drink tonight

Right: I drink

Left: You drink with me

Right: I drink with you

Left: We drink

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[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases “Covet 19”, “Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free”, and “Are rights have been taken away” are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]

Emerald,

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that “Are rights have been taken away” contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

Emerald,

We doing memes now?

easygames-studio.itch.io/escape-from-andrew-tatw

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Image Transcription: Text

[The image with the text on it has a black border around the sides and looks very old with low quality text.]

Horse vs. Automobile

BEFORE you discard your horse and buy an auto it is well to think of the cost.

Figure how much you spend for harness and then think of what new tires amount to.

Figure up what it takes to feed Dobbin in a year and then think of gasoline, repairs and storage charges.

Dobbin is worth what you paid for him two years ago, where’s the man with an auto that can say the same?

Come in and get a new harness instead of a new car and remember that Dobbin will take you through snow and mud as well as on good roads and that his carburetor is never out of order.

Ed. Klein

732 Massachusetts Street

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