Emerald

@Emerald@lemmy.world

I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

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Emerald, (edited )

Image Transcription: Meme

  1. You don’t need a license to fly a hot air ballon.
  2. Even if I do, who’s going to stop me? Balloon cops?

[A background image of a yellow hot air ballon]

Emerald,

I dont think this guy, gal, or nonbinary pal knows what psychopath means

Emerald,

That’s a win for the justice system as their goal is to be as cruel as possible

Emerald,

What about turkish lira?

Emerald, (edited )

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

M. Lockwood Porter, @mlockwoodporter

My best friend and I wanted to go to a Blink 182 concert in high school but couldn’t afford tickets, so we told everyone in our extremely Baptist Oklahoma town that God called us to spread the gospel at an evil secular concert but we needed donations to get in. We turned a profit

Emerald, (edited )

They should’ve just used the Silver theme instead of blue luna. Unless it didn’t exist on launch.

Emerald, (edited )

You can connect it to the internet, just be in the mindset that anything you do on it someone else can see it.

Just please don’t connect it to a network

Emerald, (edited )

I agree honestly the slapped-together aesthetic of windows 8.1 is intriguing.

Emerald, (edited )

The enshittification of windows is because of its online services. Copilot AI, “telemetry”, ads, etc.

Emerald,

Why would you want Widevine in your browser?

Emerald,

not sure what dunzo entails

Emerald,

Who will win?

Emerald,

like shell shockers

Emerald,

I hate watch daily wire ““documentaries””

Emerald, (edited )

you can get older flagships for $100 on eBay that work way better then a new $100 low end phone. And you can even put custom roms on them

Emerald,

I think it’s because the chrome and chromium icons are circles, like cookies. You also put a “bite mark” in the chrome icon, as if bit off like a cookie.

Emerald,

The real fuck jams are actual sex-themed albums.

Emerald,

I open F-Droid like every week just to know what’s new. Found some cool apps that way. I’ll drop some recommendations here:

Thumb-Key

Quasseldroid

QRAlarm

Audile

Emerald,

But that doesn’t mean that you’d get the full $20 if you take it to a scrapyard. Still pretty good though. A relative of mine searches dumpsters for metal stuff and gets good money selling it to scrapyards. They have a job and good money. I think they just do it as a sidehustle and for fun

Emerald, (edited )

The urban planning in many cities is so absurd and not meant for buses. This means school bus routes are absolute madness and can take hours to get everyone home

Emerald, (edited )

I should make a website that shows crack prices across the usa on a map. I could open it up to submissions and build a dataset of what people charge for crack. Then get a perfect business plan. Corner the crack market. Oh wow I know what im gonna do with the rest of my life!

Emerald,

Cursed edit. I wonder how that was done

Emerald,

Or not at all. If you are outside, the wasp should fly away on their own. If you engage the wasp you could easily end up stung. If a wasp has a nest or something, then you are probably beyond just spraying it at that point, it’s a much bigger problem.

Emerald,

Why don’t they just actually send the video file?

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