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FlyingSquid, 1 year ago They would laugh as they ate your face.
They would laugh as they ate your face.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?: “UHD?”
What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:
“UHD?”
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FlyingSquid, 1 year ago World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.
World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png
Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.
That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96d76652-5598-4e3c-97a3-a1d81cc34677.png
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96d76652-5598-4e3c-97a3-a1d81cc34677.png
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’
I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.
That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.
On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.
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