FordBeeblebrox

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FordBeeblebrox,

Sauron’s gaze is nothing compared to Gowron’s

FordBeeblebrox,

Babies are slow and weak, perfect targets for the biggest gang who constantly fears for their lives

FordBeeblebrox,

Multilingual jokes are extra funny on multiple levels

FordBeeblebrox,

Maybe they’re testing out hypersonic mail planes. You lose a box somewhere over Fort Wayne and you’re just goin so goddamn fast it doesn’t land till it hits the gulf

FordBeeblebrox,

Little green pieces of paper will literally lead to the end of this stupid ape species.

Could have had moon bases and starships but stock line go up so fuck off future I get money today!

FordBeeblebrox,

RIP King G, always in our hearts

FordBeeblebrox,

That’s Neptune’s kiss

How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

I remember when it was just Hulu for $5 and Netflix for $8. Saved $50 a month from cable. Now it seems we spend more. I have four. Max, Peacock, Paramount and Hulu. Prime doesn’t count because it sucks balls. (Only paying Netflix when next Stranger Things and Squid Game is released). Curious to see what the average...

FordBeeblebrox,

Used to have Netflix, prime, Hulu, Disney, and sometimes Fubo for sports.

Now I have a couple big hard drives and a VPN, and zero commercials.

FordBeeblebrox,

¿Porque no los dos?

FordBeeblebrox,

I forgot to turn off auto renew for Duolingo so they got me for another year, and they still spam me with notifications. Chill, calmate, Tóg go bog é

FordBeeblebrox,

Elevators and androids. You can never be sure if they’ll work or start telling you their woes

FordBeeblebrox,

Autocorrect strikes again, I’m leaving it

FordBeeblebrox,

It shows the transition from Republic troops to Empire troops in real time as Palestine seizes control, and the animation is incredible. Probably the best looking animated Star Wars show so far.

FordBeeblebrox,

Fred Johnson just booting them all off the ship and blatantly stealing it is one of my favorite parts of the show.

FordBeeblebrox,

Every year

FordBeeblebrox,

Ronon had the coolest gun in the whole series

FordBeeblebrox,

I think about this line every single day. Sure I have a neat digital watch but the rest is all bullshit

FordBeeblebrox,

I love him but damn that is annoying every episode

FordBeeblebrox,

I managed to bend an iPad trying to pull it out of a case, can confirm it’s got some flex to it

FordBeeblebrox,

My first Hotmail address was based off my football position and jersey number. During high school I changed positions and numbers along the way, making it obsolete like a year after creating it

Still useful for signing up to things I know are gonna spam me with bullshit though, the ad copy can join old MySpace reminders.

FordBeeblebrox,

Does Willie self seal?

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