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Kolanaki, to asklemmy in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
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Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in Meeting face to face
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It’s because he used the “:-)” smiley instead of 😍🥰😘😊 or literally any other smiley/emoji.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Just a lil bit
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Guess you’ll have to post to Facebook then; Lemmy doesn’t use “Likes.” 😌

Kolanaki, to foodporn in [Homemade] Breakfast Pizza
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When I make breakfast pizza, I just don’t bake the eggs with the rest of the pizza. I make them separate and just put them on top after the pizza is baked so they don’t get all rubbery.

Kolanaki, to risa in Oh hey, I heard Star Trek got mentioned on the news! Let's just go check and-
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“Star Trek is progressive. Star Wars is woke. Now, keep in mind I have no fucking idea what ‘woke’ actually means as I am incapable of inferring meaning through context.”

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in oh hey it's me
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Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in What part of this are you not understanding, Beverly?
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Until she has two broken arms and sees his ghost.

Kolanaki, to risa in What part of this are you not understanding, Beverly?
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Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

Kolanaki, to memes in fr fr ong
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One of these things is not like the otherizzle.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know
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Thin crust + thin toppings.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...
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Based on this image, the router is unidirectional and is simply pointing the wrong way. This is why you shouldn’t use something like a Ubiquiti Nano as a router. :p

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Sorry Ezri
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That’s because Bashir was gay for Garak.

Quark could be male Dax’s bf. Maybe male Dax is a greedy capitalist pig, just like Quark and they fall madly in love and fuck on a dabo table.

Kolanaki, to risa in Sorry Ezri
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Sometimes I wonder if a Trill and a Gou’ld could somehow meet and fall in love.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
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Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.

Kolanaki, to memes in Pushovers
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cyanogenic

They turn you blue?! 😱

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