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How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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In my country especially (it’s Morocco), so many people think it’s a bad idea to not get married and not have children (which requires sex anyway) simply because it’s so engrained in our society to do that. Blame the state religion.

Idk why, but when I told my dad I wanna be celibate, he called me an atheist, which I’m not.

Also, asexualism is technically a part of LGBT, just in a very secondary manner. If people know about the full picture, they’ll start threatening you.

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Even my keyboard thought I meant to say “aromatic”

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Come out of the closet as asexual and aromantic and the issue will disappear like a puff of smoke.

NOTE: this strategy could have negative consequences if you live in a country that doesn’t recognize LGBT rights.

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A weather app that acts like an evil sentient robot.

Oh wait…

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Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

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Apparently a internet web series named Battle for Dream Island suffered from this right around the second half of its fourth season. Let’s just say that this is when it has hit its lowest point ever.

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Me:

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I don’t really get what you mean.

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Ah

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Just don’t sleep and you won’t have that problem.

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Just be self employed and you won’t have that problem once you finally finish school.

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Meanwhile the kid collects more rats, each one more powerful than the last, instead of collecting other animals

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If it doesn’t work like Bandcamp then I’m not using it.

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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

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Living in the year 2013.

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Everyone makes fun of the US for using imperial, but nobody makes fun of Liberia and Myanmar for doing the exact same thing.

At least they don’t speak Fahrenheit.

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Steam Deck time

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Oh no, now I have to deal with listening to timpani noises every now and then.

Everyone, get ready to downvote.

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Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It’s also 99% less ear damaging.

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Move to the European Union, specifically Belgium

Because life = ??

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Why is her left arm too fucking long?

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This looks suspiciously similar to human skin. Am I just drunk?

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2013 is when everything started to turn into shit for me. But even then, it was still a very unique year, and every year in the rest of the decade still felt pretty cool to experience despite being different flavors of hell.

And then the 2020s happened. Everything basically turned into a monotone greyscale life with even the slightest hint of smiles sucked out of my life.

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As someone who hates Windows with a passion, once everyone recommend Linux Mint, I knew I had to try it.

I immediately had negative first impressions. I simply don’t wanna use something with a desktop environment that reminds me of something that I hate. I get that it makes transitioning a lot easier for many, but for me it simply looks too similar to Windows.

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The fact that we aren’t allowed to celebrate it in my country. It’s seen as unimportant. In fact, we don’t ever have Christmas breaks. I saw school buses packed with students heading to class today (and yesterday too), some are even taking exams. Radio stations play absolutely no Christmas music. Nothing in the country is decorated for Christmas. Life goes on as usual as if Christmas doesn’t exist.

This video by Gari Sullivan perfectly explains how life is for us. Yes, it’s 2 years old already, but I doubt that it’s that irrelevant.

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