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I thought I was the only Moroccan on Lemmy.

I also live in an area that doesn’t get served by the Al Boraq. We don’t have trains in general over here and I am jealous.

I also learned about the Al Boraq’s existence the hard way, because in the summer of 2022, my family had to drive me from Casablanca to Tangier and back by car, which took us like 3 hours on one trip.

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Good ol’ Middle of Nowhere in New Zealand (that’s actually where the Shire is located btw), yeah now I wanna spend my winter holiday there.

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It’s all thanks to those big companies that always make the worst crap.

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“I miss the old (insert thing that still exists here)”

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I mean, if the US is gonna steal basically everything from the UK, they might as well steal their power outlet designs since they’re that good.

Oh wait, they just started doing that by forgetting to punch holes in their own power plugs? Hmm, I wonder when they’ll make the next step.

I am prepared for the massive amount of downvotes that the Muricans will throw at me because I said that.

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The trains can fly… only to literally crash at the destination’s train station. Somehow, everyone miraculously survives every single time.

That actually sounded way more terrorist than I wanted it to.

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I have one word for you.

Schengen

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Nah, everyone must live.

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I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It’s still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.

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You’re already using social media, the only difference is that you’re in the fediverse, not the metaverse.

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Bejba, that’s kajnda krejza (reference to the Polish entry of Eurovision 2023)

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Christmas takes place all year long now.

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The room smells like data now. I can’t breathe that stuff in.

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I wish I knew about this sooner.

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That really is a lot to learn and get used to.

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Didn’t you already reply with a comment similar to this?

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Looking at my comment history, I noticed that this ended up happening to some of my comments too.

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I remember seeing memes about this all the time.

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If your friend ends up not liking the GNOME desktop environment because it’s so radically different from the Windows UI, then maybe add the K in Ubuntu, I guess.

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