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Yeah, no.

The avatar I’m currently using is actually related to my username in one way or another. Just do a reverse image search, and then spell the first word of my username backwards and you’ll understand what I mean.

So I’m basically a loser from the fediverse.

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Wait, I plan on entering the music industry too, with the exact username that I use on this site. What if people accuse me of copying Mr Kilmister? Am I gonna be remembered as an absolute piece of shi-

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👍

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Just don’t sleep and you won’t have that problem.

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I don’t really get what you mean.

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Ah

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By the time I’m writing this reply, you probably already got slapped.

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Good for you, the newer episodes are pretty average.

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Here in Morocco, there’s a soda brand called Ice. It’s pretty good, but that name is just absolutely ridiculous.

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Just be self employed and you won’t have that problem once you finally finish school.

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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Come out of the closet as asexual and aromantic and the issue will disappear like a puff of smoke.

NOTE: this strategy could have negative consequences if you live in a country that doesn’t recognize LGBT rights.

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Even my keyboard thought I meant to say “aromatic”

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In my country especially (it’s Morocco), so many people think it’s a bad idea to not get married and not have children (which requires sex anyway) simply because it’s so engrained in our society to do that. Blame the state religion.

Idk why, but when I told my dad I wanna be celibate, he called me an atheist, which I’m not.

Also, asexualism is technically a part of LGBT, just in a very secondary manner. If people know about the full picture, they’ll start threatening you.

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A weather app that acts like an evil sentient robot.

Oh wait…

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Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

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Meanwhile the kid collects more rats, each one more powerful than the last, instead of collecting other animals

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Me:

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You mean these rat snacks?

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Ask if an episode of Inanimate Insanity actually released on December 37, 2074. And no, I did not write that incorrectly by mistake. I actually meant to say December Thirty-Seventh.

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No no, I meant that 2013 was basically the year I reached my absolute lowest point, it was just so terrible.

I have a feeling that I’ll experience this in 2024 again.

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Living in the year 2013.

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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

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This is what keeps me up at night.

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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

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