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Resol, 7 months ago to starwarsmemes in Finally some good entertainment

You forgot the most important pod of them all.

Escape pods.

Resol, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in elephants

Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It’s also 99% less ear damaging.

Resol, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Oh no, now I have to deal with listening to timpani noises every now and then.

Everyone, get ready to downvote.

Resol, 7 months ago to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?

Ded. Like, so ded.

Resol, 7 months ago to asklemmy in If you could have any game remade by a studio of your choice, who would you want working on what?

I’d let Emily Pitcher from Sondering Studio remake every single game with soundtracks composed by Lena Raine. This includes Chicory, Celeste, and of course, Minecraft.

It would be kinda difficult for her to remake that last one ngl.

Also, I’m the one that remasters the soundtracks to make them sound like they came out of a Sega Mega Drive (for Muricans: Sega Genesis). This is clearly the worst idea I’ve ever come up with considering how long this would take especially for only 2 people.

Resol, 7 months ago to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

What else would it be? It’s obviously a Katamari Damacy.

Resol, 7 months ago to linuxmemes in Two moods

Steam Deck time

Resol, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Do i need to install a driver?

They also need some Linux Mints.

Resol, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Do i need to install a driver?

I’m plugging in a keyboard so I can type my destination in. That would be way faster than buying a plane ticket and visa.

Oh wait, that’s a bad idea because I might accidentally turn the plane into a kamikaze drone. Don’t do terrorism, kids.

Resol, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Cant play monster hunter

It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

Resol, 7 months ago to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason

Seth McFarlane slept in one morning and missed his plane home. Little did he know that this exact plane hit the World Trade Center.

Resol, 7 months ago to memes in I think we've been had

Good to know.

Resol, 7 months ago to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

I thought I was the only Moroccan on Lemmy.

I also live in an area that doesn’t get served by the Al Boraq. We don’t have trains in general over here and I am jealous.

I also learned about the Al Boraq’s existence the hard way, because in the summer of 2022, my family had to drive me from Casablanca to Tangier and back by car, which took us like 3 hours on one trip.

Resol, 7 months ago to memes in I think we've been had

Everyone makes fun of the US for using imperial, but nobody makes fun of Liberia and Myanmar for doing the exact same thing.

At least they don’t speak Fahrenheit.

Resol, 7 months ago to mildlyinteresting in this plug doesn't have the little holes

I mean, if the US is gonna steal basically everything from the UK, they might as well steal their power outlet designs since they’re that good.

Oh wait, they just started doing that by forgetting to punch holes in their own power plugs? Hmm, I wonder when they’ll make the next step.

I am prepared for the massive amount of downvotes that the Muricans will throw at me because I said that.