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How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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Come out of the closet as asexual and aromantic and the issue will disappear like a puff of smoke.

NOTE: this strategy could have negative consequences if you live in a country that doesn’t recognize LGBT rights.

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Just don’t sleep and you won’t have that problem.

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Meanwhile the kid collects more rats, each one more powerful than the last, instead of collecting other animals

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If it doesn’t work like Bandcamp then I’m not using it.

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What else would it be? It’s obviously a Katamari Damacy.

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Seth McFarlane slept in one morning and missed his plane home. Little did he know that this exact plane hit the World Trade Center.

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Everyone makes fun of the US for using imperial, but nobody makes fun of Liberia and Myanmar for doing the exact same thing.

At least they don’t speak Fahrenheit.

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It’s all thanks to those big companies that always make the worst crap.

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2013 is when everything started to turn into shit for me. But even then, it was still a very unique year, and every year in the rest of the decade still felt pretty cool to experience despite being different flavors of hell.

And then the 2020s happened. Everything basically turned into a monotone greyscale life with even the slightest hint of smiles sucked out of my life.

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You’re already using social media, the only difference is that you’re in the fediverse, not the metaverse.

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Why is her left arm too fucking long?

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“I miss the old (insert thing that still exists here)”

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As someone who hates Windows with a passion, once everyone recommend Linux Mint, I knew I had to try it.

I immediately had negative first impressions. I simply don’t wanna use something with a desktop environment that reminds me of something that I hate. I get that it makes transitioning a lot easier for many, but for me it simply looks too similar to Windows.

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This looks suspiciously similar to human skin. Am I just drunk?

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If your friend ends up not liking the GNOME desktop environment because it’s so radically different from the Windows UI, then maybe add the K in Ubuntu, I guess.

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Mandatory Spez hate

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Pay an insane amount of money to get it tomorrow, pay nothing to get it the following day

Yeah, makes sense, Mr Bezos. Not absolutely ridiculous at all.

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Here’s what it looks like in Morocco:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2012bb02-e558-4126-aba1-7617e55ef355.jpeg

Somehow we prefer using the Apple more than the Penguin.

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It doesn’t really feel like Linux if you ask me. It’s not even open source, since Google controls everything. You could run Linux apps on it with a special mode I guess, but what bugs me is that they call Linux a “feature” when it’s absolutely not that at all.

But really, not a single soul in Morocco has even heard of Chrome OS. And even then, they’re gonna hate it.

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I’ve seen better designs. But I’ve also seen worse designs. This is pretty meh.

And I was gonna try out KDE anyway.

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All of the big ones

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History repeats itself: the Titanium version of the PowerBook G4 was also prone to basically falling apart, now the iPhone 15 Pro does the same thing

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“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”

You do realise that people who are awake during the night are of equal importance, who’s gonna run those power plants and radio stations and petrol service stations and police forces and whatever else? If they shut off during the night, there’d be chaos. At least a chaos that most folks won’t see because they’re asleep or something.

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