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How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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Even my keyboard thought I meant to say “aromatic”

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Ah

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Yeah, no.

The avatar I’m currently using is actually related to my username in one way or another. Just do a reverse image search, and then spell the first word of my username backwards and you’ll understand what I mean.

So I’m basically a loser from the fediverse.

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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

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Here in Morocco, there’s a soda brand called Ice. It’s pretty good, but that name is just absolutely ridiculous.

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No no, I meant that 2013 was basically the year I reached my absolute lowest point, it was just so terrible.

I have a feeling that I’ll experience this in 2024 again.

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Living in the year 2013.

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I’d let Emily Pitcher from Sondering Studio remake every single game with soundtracks composed by Lena Raine. This includes Chicory, Celeste, and of course, Minecraft.

It would be kinda difficult for her to remake that last one ngl.

Also, I’m the one that remasters the soundtracks to make them sound like they came out of a Sega Mega Drive (for Muricans: Sega Genesis). This is clearly the worst idea I’ve ever come up with considering how long this would take especially for only 2 people.

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I hear this instrument all the time in many Disney related things. Not all.

And it’s my least favorite instrument. I actually mean that.

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Cymbals are fine for me, as long as they’re used in a regular ol’ drum set, you know, the one used in rock and metal music and whatnot.

Trumpets sound best in jazz music imo.

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Oh no, now I have to deal with listening to timpani noises every now and then.

Everyone, get ready to downvote.

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Yeah, I unironically hate that instrument. Just downvote me, I don’t care.

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I’m plugging in a keyboard so I can type my destination in. That would be way faster than buying a plane ticket and visa.

Oh wait, that’s a bad idea because I might accidentally turn the plane into a kamikaze drone. Don’t do terrorism, kids.

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Bejba, that’s kajnda krejza (reference to the Polish entry of Eurovision 2023)

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I have one word for you.

Schengen

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I guess that sorta makes sense.

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Hoover Dam

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The room smells like data now. I can’t breathe that stuff in.

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I wish I knew about this sooner.

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I get it now

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unted kindom o greet britin an nordern irland

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Mandatory programming socks

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And I’m willing to do that as well.

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Well in this case, using Linux means not using Windows, doesn’t it?

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