dudinax

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dudinax,

You’re not pro-fascist, you’re just against people trying to stop the fascists. Thank god for nuance.

dudinax,

Original peanuts was cutting edge about 20% of the time.

dudinax,

If you know you want to marry and have kids, and you know who you want to marry, it’s weird to wait, especially since you can avoid being a creaking old person who still has young kids.

dudinax,

There’s plenty of Americans with outdoor cats.

dudinax,

You’re going to have to fight OP for half an hour before they try them.

dudinax,

One guess who Plato thought would be the best ruler.

dudinax, (edited )

He’s ok with racism and sexism, so dei is good, right?

dudinax,

Honestly, if you’re a republican, Trump is the only pic.

Why?

dudinax,

“Why did you marry someone so old?” “He’s 27”

dudinax,

A quote I heard from a Greek minister (from memory). “If Germany had a choice between doing the right thing and hurting France, they will hurt France.”

dudinax,

Also Europe:

“Let’s do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent.”

“No, because it would help France.”

dudinax,

Fantastic Beasts 4

dudinax,

“Too Soon”

– Texas

dudinax,

And if the two highest paid public servants in your state are the University football coach and the State football coach, what sort of government is it?

dudinax,

My kid could beat everyone at smash bros in high school. My friend’s kid was number two in the state. My kid couldn’t touch him.

My friend’s kid could not touch the number one kid in the state and that kid wasn’t good enough to go pro.

dudinax,

Here’s to feeling good all the time.

dudinax,

Yeah, there’s no reason it should take an hour no matter how long the tape is.

dudinax, (edited )

Sorry, but gen Xers weren’t allowed to express genuine feelings for siblings.

dudinax,

He shoulda peed in the pool.

dudinax,

MacOS is way worse than Windows.

I might have felt the punchline of this comic more than any other, and I've been reading Dinosaur Comics for MANY years now (lemmy.world)

Alt text (which is actually, and always has been, the title text but we all just call it the alt text: “wipe questions about old star trek episodes from MY mind and there simply wouldn’t be anything left, and i would be as blank as Uhura was when her memory was wiped by Nomad, the space probe created by the collision of an...

dudinax,

You don’t need to upload anything. An exact copy would already be conscious.

dudinax,

It’s awww

dudinax,

Downvoted for not knowing what double blind means.

dudinax,

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

dudinax,

Me dropping a $3 bottle of kombucha in the parking lot after cleverly avoiding the bag tax.

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