hakunawazo

@hakunawazo@lemmy.world

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hakunawazo, (edited )

You have to take turns and bang your head on the ceiling chandelier in between.

hakunawazo, (edited )

I see it as a fair deal. They paid my absurdly high phone bill as I fell for dial up scammers in my youth while experimenting with fresh new internet, and so I abandon all hope of lazy free time and help them with their unresponding printer now.

hakunawazo, (edited )

With this knowledge, we can’t left him alive.

  • The onion industry, probably.
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In some restaurants I’ve seen double swing doors on the toilet entrance.

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Sometimes the toilet god is merciful and someone comes in at just the right moment.

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Adding weirdly detailed shit to my calendar.

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Kirby is famous for getting the ability of the things he swallowed.

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Lack of knowledge isn’t stupidity.

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How on earth did he fit through that opening?

hakunawazo, (edited )

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

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