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ininewcrow

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Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.

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Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

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Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

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To the US President (of any name or time period) … they only identify two types of humans

American or non-American

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or wrong type of donut … the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

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I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

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As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

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Jesus … is our universe just depraved by default?

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That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa

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What part of S&M (sadism and masochism) don’t you understand

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Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

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It’s official … you suck

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Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink … but in this case, they just suck.

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The challenge would be to continuously swallow the sausage line whole so that you could have the entire length inside of you unbroken.

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Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

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Me laughing hysterically on the shore, holding my sides, barely able to keep my eyes open as the croc slowly floats closer to me

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Money bags on the wing that paid for the upgrade to have a seat.

A cost cutting measure because those that didn’t pay for the upgrade usually don’t complete the journey.

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Now with Vitamin R!

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Instead of modding, I know a few hackers that have removed whole sections to delete non functioning parts and I know a few others who figured out how to swap parts between different units.

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I’m indigenous Canadian and as a kid who enjoyed Farside as often as I could, my favorites were always the Indian ones.

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When someone tells me I’m a genius … usually its code for “great, you figure it all out, do all the work, sort it out, organize it, maintain it and fix it if need be … and I’ll just sit here and enjoy all the benefits of your work … now get back to work you genius”

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Modern warfare and politics in a nutshell … GYAAAAAAA!!!

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Praise sentimentality … I’ve done my best to maintain and keep running almost every laptop, tablet, phone and PC I’ve ever owned. A few just died because of dead main boards, short circuits or mechanical failure. The ones that work are all gathering dust in the closet, basement or storage space but they all work. I use one as a reader, one is parked next to the couch so I have access to a laptop while watching TV, one’s in the basement workshop, one gets moved to the garage in the springtime and the rest just sit on the ready for whenever I think of using them.

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That is a beautiful Shitpost

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