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On it. That reminded me to finish an idea from a couple weeks back.

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They are unsustainably farmed. They breed faster than they can be slaughtered.

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And what sweeter revenge could they take than to make them the premier snack of the Alpha Quadrant‽ It’s just great fortune that Quark happened to find (purposely seeded) an L-class planet swarming with tribbles.

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Sorry about the jocky douches, but at least it eventually became a fun memory.

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Can’t say I wouldn’t try Scotch flavored gum, but how else am I supposed to move all these units of jerky?

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A shipment was “misplaced” while trying to use a shortcut through a wormhole. These things happen.

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And have Janeway run me through the teleporter in order to split his voice into two? It’s crowded as it is.

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As far as the matter recycler’s concerned, yes.

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A union man wouldn’t turn his back on his compatriots.

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Bev makes quick mention of already losing 1 son, though she fails to mention that he’s galavanting the universe and not dead.

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