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Appoxo, to memes in the way it is
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s still Bretzel.
Pretzl is like the disabled version of it.

ParsnipWitch,

Brezel

marco, to memes in the way it is
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

Though what Americans think of as a pretzel is just a sad squiggle of brown dough.

JokeDeity,

Am dumb American, enlighten us.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar
JokeDeity,

Looks delicious but not overly different from what I’m used to.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My guess is they think you only have the small crunchy ones in the US like these: https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/da54bd14-ef7a-44a2-a8b0-b3087aef4492.jpeg

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair, when people in the US think of a “pretzel”, those are the ones they think of. You can buy big bags of those in any supermarket. If you want to get a big, bready pretzel, you have to go to a restaurant.

Holzkohlen,

A restaurant? What about your local bakery? Laugengebäck is amazing, you should eat more of it!

far_university1990, to memes in the way it is

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Welchem Bundesland soll sie gehören?

far_university1990,

Ja

CrabAndBroom, to memes in the way it is

As a Brit living in another country, I get this too. People make jokes about me liking Doctor Who, drinking lots of tea and having bad teeth.

How dare you but also that is completely accurate.

balderdash9, to memes in the way it is

I spent a month in Germany last year. Turns out the most authentic German food is currywurst and middle eastern food lol.

But maybe that’s just in Berlin. They probably have good potato based dishes in Bavaria.

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Bavaria is probably the most "German" german region. That's where all the lederhosen stereotypes come from.

Basically it's the Texas of Germany. Old school, religious, and conservative.

Edit: in the very rural parts, they even have their own dialect that to some Germans is almost completely unintelligible. I realized this when I took German language classes in high school in the USA and what they were having me learn was very much NOT the way my Bavarian mother spoke to me. It felt kind of irritating when they told me I was pronouncing things wrong and my grammar was wrong when I fuckin' lived there as a child and spoke it fluently.

hstde,

Well it’s the part where after the second world war Americans temporarily governed and American soldiers and their families where stationed. So all they ever saw of Germany was Bavaria. They took their experience back home and so the image spread.

Northern Germany is nothing like southern Germany. Yes they like their beer, but Bratwurst and pretzels? More fish and bread.

UrPartnerInCrime,

I was with you in the first half. But northern Germany still loves their beer and brats. We had bbqs almost every weekend and if you didn’t have beer and brats, you might as well not have a party.

Although there almost always way just a full fish on the grill at some point only in northern Germany so I will give you that.

rotopenguin, to memes in funny meme title
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar
jubilationtcornpone, to memes in my precious!

Do not let your landlord steal your deposit.

  • Take pictures before you move in. Make sure to document any damage no matter how small.
  • Keep a signed copy of your lease in a safe place.
  • Leave the place in as good condition as it was when you found it. Make sure any specific items mentioned as part of the move out are addressed and that you can prove it.
  • Take pictures when you move out.
  • Research your states small claims court rules and procedures.
  • Sue landlord in small claims court if they try to steal your deposit.

I did this to a landlord who tried to rip us off with a bunch of bullshit fees after we left the house in immaculate condition. We tried talking to them and they wouldn’t even respond. It cost me about $100 for the court fee and to have them served. They must have known they fucked up because they paid up (deposit and court fees) almost immediately.

It pissed me off because I guarantee I’m not the first person they pulled that shit on.

doomkernel, to memes in wait, it's all written down somewhere....

“We increase the disk/ram consumption, reinstalled edge for you (you can’t scape) and added a few ads somewhere. Have fun!”

Hovenko, to memes in funny meme title
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar
Dangdoggo,
@Dangdoggo@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. I for one hate this drawing. Bring back old Chad guy. He was much funnier.

https://ibb.co/tXFd6Py

ciko22i3,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar
johnthedoe, to memes in Shenron, yes.

I’m always bothered by this meme template. My follow up tile would be the woman leaving as he’s talking like she’s a menu item.

Edit: I know it’s a joke and a meme but still

lesnout27,

It always bothers me in a similar way that she always says something like she realy has interesst in the man but her body language says the complete opposite.

______,

I hate the body language in this meme as well.

I hugely dislike when people “act” for others. The turning around like he does and his mannerisms make me mad

Yes it’s irrational.

NathanUp, to memes in my precious!
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

I once had a deduction from my deposit for a paintbrush and can of paint left on top of a kitchen cabinet; it had been left by their team when I moved in.

Letstakealook,

You left it there the entire time you lived there?

bamboo,

I have some paint in a cabinet which was leftover from when I moved in. I figured it might be useful if I need to touch up anything (although I haven’t used it in 2 years yet, so it might not be good anymore). At first I thought that another person’s comment was weird, before realizing I’m basically the same, except that I leave the paint in a cabinet.

MargotRobbie, to memes in Cute cats, but squint your eyes

The cats are cute and all, but why do I suddenly get the urge to tell you to watch “The Wolf of Wall Street”?

CowsLookLikeMaps, to memes in Destroying your public transit infrastructure speedrun.
DSAlKota, to mildlyinteresting in This coat hook looks like Cthulhu

This is obviously a dog nose

KingThrillgore, to memes in EVs
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

EVs are basically cars, but more expensive.

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