file.coffee

cheese_greater, to memes in Obedience of cats

iScreen!

OutlierBlue, to memes in Obedience of cats

“What? You told me not to sit on the keyboard”

HonoraryMancunian, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

So pig = ~30.8

mexicancartel,

Can also be 12.84

HonoraryMancunian,

I don’t get it :(

mexicancartel, (edited )

A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

pig - 3.14 = 9.8 pig = 9.8+3.14

Ah fuck, my math. Its 12.94 not 12.84

s_s,

pi + g = youtu.be/iK6SS8CXYZo

neveraskedforthis, (edited ) to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

I get half of the joke, but completely lost on the second half, and title.

sag,

For explanation of Title: Actually most of the time I take g as 10 in numericals and give answer in approx.

FrankTheHealer, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

A pig without (3.14 AKA pi) = g

G is gravity which is 9.8 metres per second on earth

For anyone not sober wondering wtf this meant.

bane_killgrind,

I am not sober thank you

Bread, to memes in Magic shopping

The ideal prank. Confuse, don’t abuse! Although illness concerns from putting your face on a heavily handled object.

Imgonnatrythis,

Your mom has illness concerns from putting her face in my heavily handled object.

Sorry, that was abuse, not ideal I know.

Bread,

Don’t kid yourself. We know you are the only one who handles that little thing you call an object.

Risk, to memes in Friendship

Which beer advert is this cut from? I’ve been conditioned by 30 years of marketing techniques. I need my fix man! TELL ME WHICH BEER TO BUY!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I would also like to know that beer stays fresh and foamy for so long.

mexicancartel, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

10 and √10

Bouchtroubouli,

You have my upvote, but please, don’t do it again.

NotSpez, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

Reluctant upvote

1847953620,

eager downvote

Muffi, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

Tried to replicate by subtracting pi from a police officer, but all I got was a type error and a night in jail.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not the olce offcer

Crul, (edited ) to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

I’ve heard lemmy has a thing for beanz… so it seemed appropriate.

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

It’s been 84 years

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

But it happened this year (•_•)

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

Few months is 84 years in internet time. Quick maths.

illi, (edited )

Except on the weeks when we don’t poop

grayman, to memes in The Suffering

Pee? Poop and wipe? How’s he get those tight leather clothes on/off? (Apparently not at all.) Does he require food? He does appear to eat. If not. What’s his energy source? This movie left me with so many questions, including the ball scratching.

balderdash9, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Why is it so hard to get into the Christmas spirit once you hit adulthood?

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited )

The secret is magical Christmass Dust :D

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

We are distracted by the bills, time, and effort that goes into everything.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No wonder Christmas decorations are coming out earlier and earlier, it makes it easier to put them up a little at a time

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s happens differently for people. I sometimes notice it when packing presents or riding home in a public transport when the streets are covered in snow. Maybe it needs some special moment.

Chekhovs_Gun,

My spirit picked back up when I had kids. Seeing their Christmas spirit turned to 11, I get the contact high from them.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

bring back the Feast of Fools, callithumpian parades, and the Lord of Misrule!

M137, (edited )

My family decided many years ago to give up presents to everyone but the kids. It really helps with getting a nicer christmas feeling, both due to lowered stress and financially. Right now, the only kids are my half-brother and my sisters daughter, so it’s just two presents for each adult to think about. We spend money on better and more food on both Christmas and New Years Eve.

killeronthecorner, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

This is brilliant

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

I don't get it.

I guess I'm not brilliant :( :(

Pratai,

I don’t either. So, you’re not alone.

mapiki,

I think you’re also a brilliant fellow human.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I think you’re brilliant

weariedfae, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

This is legit a movie starring Dudley Moore.

Aggravationstation,

Which I’m going to watch again in a very different light this year.

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