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MacNCheezus, to memes in Got heem
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Oh well, I hope my FBI agent has a nice day and finds all of my shitposts at least somewhat entertaining.

surewhynotlem, to memes in Every 👏 damn 👏 night 👏

How else would you fall asleep?

rockerface, to memes in Every 👏 damn 👏 night 👏

wdym “sudden”

funkless_eck, to memes in Got heem

do you think the FBI CIA NSA all get confused about their names and who does what as well?

Transporter_Room_3, to memes in Got heem
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

My most recent job wants me to buy a new laptop “so my Webcam will work”

It works fine. I taped over it when I got it because I never had planned need of it. Anything requiring video can be handled on my phone.

Why do they NEED me to get a new laptop?

So the managers who don’t use their cameras can see my face during their boring ass bullshit “I’m so important look at me and crave my input” team meetings every week.

No. If you want to see me, you can come talk face to face, or stare at a picture you would have had to cyberstalk to find.

Funny thing is, in my training I’ve had to do other team meetings with other people in the company, and nobody mentioned my lack of camera.

If it’s “job critical” like you claim, then you need to put that requirement in the job listings and On-boarding. Since I’m 48 hours away from my final training with a physical person, and I have yet to see anything that makes me think it isn’t just a manager trying to flex their tiny iota of tenuous power.

beckerist, to memes in Got heem

repost aside, my toaster knows more than I should

semi_sentient, (edited ) to memes in He attac

its face is so smol

its eyes are keen

meow meow meow meow

evergreen

silverwing, to memes in Crìm de la crìm

My first thought seeing this picture was that with this you can finger someone’s pinkie and stinky at the same time with only one finger

LavaPlanet, to memes in Crìm de la crìm

Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya…

MinekPo1, to memes in Crìm de la crìm
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

its all fun and games until the prosecution brings a witness to say that the defendant did , in fact , have an extra finger

Pringles, to memes in Ha got eem

The trick is a shoebox next to the screen. Cats like keyboards but can’t resist a box.

netchami, to memes in Ha got eem

Am I seeing Reddit there?

Rekonok, to memes in Ha got eem
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

Poor cat just wanted a keyboard for himself

Early christmas

don, to memes in Ha got eem

YA DUN GOOFED

sgbrain7, to memes in Ha got eem

He has been bamboozled

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