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PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in That is fun!
  • Me: I’m gonna go to sleep early tonight
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PlasmaDistortion, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

About with what others have said, you should not stir it so often or you damage it! Usually I stir it only about twice during the boil.

wtfeweguys, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

That’s easy. Rinse, repeat.

Lodespawn, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

If you cook in 5-10l of water you will dilute the starch and the pasta won’t stick. Also if you mix the sauce through the pasta post cooking and let it rest for 5-10 mins it will soak up the sauce

IHeartBadCode, to memes in That is fun!
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

That's how some of us define that word.

Decoy321, to memes in That is fun!

Mission accomplished

ch00f, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

I picked up a Solitaire app. ScreenTime says I played 6.5 hours last week.

robocall, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Albin kinda rhymes with Italian so it must be true

Alby003, (edited )
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

Everything is an illusion bro… 🫣

GrammatonCleric, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me
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me at work rn 🙄

Gormadt, to memes in What about you?
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Straight up facts right there

I’ll never forget when I worked in fast food and my coworker from Guatemala asked me, “Can you settle a bet between Jorge and I? You speak English like a second language, what’s your first language?”

English is my first language.

Jorge won that bet.

Flumsy,

F

gigachad, to memes in You have to work for food, kitten.

The emoji makes it so much funnier 😂😂😂

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

God I hate that aspect of this meme. Love everything else but good god not that.

Mr_Blott, to memes in What about you?

My brain learning French - 'Yes, this makes perfect sense "

My brain trying to send French words to my mouth - "Christ on a fuckin bike, why are there so many vowels?!?

LazaroFilm,
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The worst between French and English is “I miss you”. It translates to “tu me manques” which breaks down to “you me miss” and neither makes any sense. Oh and “This makes sense” also doesn’t translates right “ça fait du sense” means nothing in French.

Mr_Blott,

Reflexive verbs can go themselves fuck

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

C’est logique.

Eikichi, to memes in What about you?
@Eikichi@lemmy.ml avatar

As a French,

That’s it, that’s my answer.

Catsrules, to memes in They're Rising Up Against Us

That is what they want you to believe. In reality, the takeover has already happened.

EdherJr, to memes in What about you?

This even happens to me in my native language

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