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popemichael, to science_memes in 6/10
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If talking with a woman and she asks you to rate her:


“Hmm, let’s see 9.5… nope, wait, hold on,…”

Fix a hair on her head or move your head around like you’re looking at the Mona Lisa

“Nope, 10 out of ten. Absolute perfection.”

Then smile, and look her in the eyes (or forehead if you’re shy)


The touch will help increase intimacy level, but if you lean in and she leans back, then you don’t have permission to touch her then do the head bobs like you’re examining a really nice piece of art.

Bonus points: Make sure you look her up and down with your eyes as she’s unconsciously seeing that you’re looking at her whole picture.

At least that my default on how I handle questions like that.

PR_freak,

Instructions unclear I stuck a finger in her eye and she punched me

just_squanch_it, to science_memes in 6/10
stolid_agnostic, to science_memes in Those were the days!

lol lol let me suck up this salmonella sample real fast

Gsus4, to science_memes in Cope
@Gsus4@feddit.nl avatar

You can’t just collect and analyse the data either, you have to write a kickass paper, design an appealing poster and present it like it’s the best thing ever and the respective talk…oh yea and then you have to write tons of kickass proposals to get the funding to do more experiments to collect more data and analyse it and… :)

fckreddit, to science_memes in RATS!

While humans studying rats is routine, rats studying humans is definitely novel.

JackGreenEarth,

Well, it was a theme in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so not entirely novel.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I’d argue it’s a literary novel. Maybe several.

xusontha, to science_memes in me irl
GreenMario, to science_memes in RATS!

While you were studying rats, rats was studying the blade 🗡️

Kowowow, to science_memes in me irl

Riddle me this science man

Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

Is it shorter to new york York it is by plane?

Is it wetter underwater if your there when it rains?

If you have pondered these questions you might be a nut

agentshags, to science_memes in RATS!
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

rats getting blazed on that K2

dingleberry, to science_memes in scicomm irl

I have stopped following science news altogether. Another win for the journalists, you guys are great.

ornery_chemist, to science_memes in scicomm irl

Nah, they right tho, my discoveries are totally useless even with context.

Kolanaki, to science_memes in me irl
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

clinking a bunch of sample vials together while they are attached to my fingers

“SCIENTISTS… COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!”

lowleveldata, to science_memes in Physics.

Hey! At least the equations have solutions sometimes

httpjames,
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

0 divided by 0 🥲

threelonmusketeers,

Hey, maybe it’s just an indeterminate form. You should try differentiating one more time. This time it should work, right?

LegionEris, to science_memes in Physics.

My actual high school experience. I enjoy math these days. When I was expected to learn and demonstrate it, I was an unstable teenager unsure if I hated myself or my parents more. (Spoiler alert: it was my parents >_>) Doing math made me slow down and make space in my head, which let out all the dead Hanks and Deans allowed the TRUAMA to flood in.

xusontha, to science_memes in I do it all for the stickies.

Guys, I got a secret if you promise not to tell anyone

You can just buy the stickers online and then tell people you got a PhD

I do it I have 4 PhDs

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