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GreenTeaRedFlag, to science_memes in Vortex me daddy

I love labs were they are like “we use three tools. A toothpick you can get at any restaurant, a device invented in the middle ages that hasn’t changed and is still made by like 30 people tops, and the million dollar magic machine that we don’t really understand”

xusontha, to science_memes in So proud. 🥹🥲

I wash fancy dishes Mom, you just don’t understand

Also if I’m not careful I could dissolve my finger lol

Hazrod, to science_memes in Vortex me daddy

Each one of these costs more than the building itself

trailing9, to science_memes in Joy

It’s inherent to grants. If you want scientists to choose their topics you have to fund them unconditionally.

trailing9, to science_memes in internet points

To mention the obvious, it’s the same network effect that keeps people on X and Reddit.

Enkers,

Where there’s a platform, there’s enshitification.

trailing9,

To stay obvious, what’s fascinating is that those networks are small, its members the most intelligent people available and they meet each other regularly in person at conferences.

Why do they accept the lock-in?

sigmaklimgrindset,

They may be intelligent in their fields but that doesn’t mean they think thing through in every aspect of their lives. The status quo is the easiest thing to deal with they can devote more time to their careers/research

Unless their field is in social engineering, then yeah why are they going along with it?

saltnotsugar, to science_memes in Vortex me daddy

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

NoStressyJessie,
KevonLooney, to science_memes in Joy

Scientists have been looking for funding since before the scientific method existed. Leonardo Da Vinci had patrons

jmcs,

Hey, some of the most famous scientists were rich as fuck and were doing research basically as a hobby.

WarmSoda,

Of course. If you have to work all day there’s not much time left for sciencing

torknorggren, to science_memes in internet points

In my discipline we only pay if we want the article to be open access. Are there journals that charge $1000 and still put articles behind a paywall?

lol3droflxp,
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As far as I know, the big ones charge very high processing fees

Krukenberg, to science_memes in C.R.E.A.M.
Malgas, to science_memes in C.R.E.A.M.

0.995 kg of gold and 5g of protium

Actually less than that because only around 10% of the gold created this way (assuming a natural distribution of Hg isotopes) would be stable, so you’d get a bunch of β particles too. I don’t even know how Au-201 would act, and it would comprise 30% of the output.

darcy, to science_memes in C.R.E.A.M.
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wait how has noone thought of this?

Aurenkin,

Yeah I think there were some folks who thought about splitting the atom right? I forget who.

Anyway, now I am become wealth, buyer of worlds.

StringTheory, to science_memes in Everything is a derivative of physics.

The ol’ “philosophy is just applied history, history is just applied psychology, psychology is just applied biology, biology is just applied chemistry, chemistry is just applied physics, physics is just applied mathematics, mathematics is just applied philosophy.”

Which I saw as graffiti in a university bathroom back in Ye Olden Days and has stuck with me ever since.

Rootiest, to science_memes in 🦋🦋🦋

I wonder what it feels like to be a brain in a goo sac

deadbeef79000,

I mean, that’s pretty much what we are.

A brain driving a meat puppet.

Anticorp, to science_memes in 🦋🦋🦋

They don’t know they’re going to be butterflies. They are driven by instinct to build the cocoon. It is a natural urge, an irresistible drive.

stebo02,
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Insects with their tiny brains never really “know” what they’re doing. They just do.

Track_Shovel, to science_memes in 🦋🦋🦋
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TBF if someone tased you every time you set your phone down you’d fucking remember

Zorque,

I only turn into goo after a particularly bad day at work, though.

emergencyfood,

Or after Shinji has had a particularly bad day at work.

Hupf,

Omeleto!

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