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Jubei_K_08, to memes in literally no clue

In those moments I’m as high as fuck and imagine I could own a home, I’d just desert-ify the yard. It’s going that way anyway, let’s beat the rush. Just sand and rocks and some desert plants. Like us, most yards will die in the water wars.

MayvisDelacour, to memes in literally no clue

I only mow at the last possible second to not get a fine, has been working really well for my yard. I have seen flowers, corn, and a beautiful assortment of creepers and clovers start taking over the sterile grass. My neighbors neighbor seems to get butthurt. They take care of my direct neighbors yard whom I share a chain link fence with, she loves my vines with the flowers and strange gourds that wind around the fence. Neither of us planted it but the people who tend her yard destroy it 😭if we just let everything happen naturally some very cool things start to crop up. I’ve seen some absolutely massive grasshoppers and a bunch of praying mantis as well. My bee hotel never attracts anything but I’ve seen plenty of bees about which makes me happy.

Resonosity, to memes in literally no clue

Remember it’s not just about saving honey bees! Honey bees are domesticated, which means that humans will make sure that they have food and shelter and appropriate medicine and care throughout the year to ensure they make honey.

Saving “the bees” moreso means saving wild, native, often times solitary bees like bumblebees or carpenter bees that don’t produce honey but that also aren’t domesticated - they have no safety net that humans give them.

Those bees along with all other pollinators like bats, birds, and other insects are the ones at risk!

Still, we should all consider growing native yards to return habitat back to these dying species!

Titan, to memes in literally no clue

Individual yards are such a wasteful and environmentally destructive concept

Tankton, to memes in literally no clue

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flan, to memes in literally no clue
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i dont have a yard

oldfart,

See? You’re a part of the problem.

MedicPigBabySaver, to memes in literally no clue

Weak

electric_nan, to memes in literally no clue

I stopped cutting my grass and now I have rats :(

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get an owl

electric_nan,

We do have foxes, but they’ve been a disappointment thus far.

Surreal,

Now we have an owl infestation

CantaloupeAss,

Simple, get a condor

ClarissaDarling,

I’m not sure where you live but if you can find some native seeds from your area, plant those! It’s the perfect time in many northern-hemisphere places for overwintering things like wildflower, clover seeds and more! Fancy lawn grasses are bogus and weak

the_third,

Rats do not live off grass. If you have them, there’s some sort of food source on your or your neighbors property.

mrchuckles,

lmao my guy rats literally eat everything

the_third,

Yeah, but they really can’t digest grass.

mrchuckles,

they eat seeds, overgrown grass develops seeds. man this thread is ridiculously misinformed lol even on RATS

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Or, like, insects.

electric_nan,

Tons of blackberries.

Guntrigger,

They don’t live off grass but long grass is great cover for them to move freely. My lawn is pretty wild, but I have to mow directly around the house otherwise mice and all sort of insects start taking up reaidence in the house.

yoz, to memes in literally no clue

Reading all the comments and everyone is like not my yard , its full of flowers but for some reason I don’t see any bees or butterfly 🤷‍♂️

crispy_kilt,

That’s because it’s not the only reason. Another big one is pesticides.

EmperorHenry, to memes in literally no clue
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I have flowery bushes in my yard. and several of my neighbors planted flowers too.

Buttons, to memes in literally no clue
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I want to make a short film / animation where aliens are approaching earth, the only thing we know about the aliens is that they plan to destroy all life and replace it with their own twisted creation. A few minutes of typical story follows, heroes assemble, go to fight, etc. The heroes lose and the ending scene shows that the aliens have succeeded and replaced all the diverse life on Earth with a perfectly manicured lawn that covers the entire planet. A biological wasteland.

UnverifiedAPK,
Son_of_dad,

So is this like a whole movie with the premise of “the cage” from star trek?

CPMSP,

Commence high pitched screeching

blanketswithsmallpox,

Pretty sure one of the nearby planets to Earth in The Foundation series is like that.

An entire planet covered in sunflowers that shoot deadly ass rays against anything that comes close. Perfect homogeneity.

Guntrigger,

Please, not the ass rays!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’m glad someone got it lol.

The pistols and stamens, the center part of the flower are where the reproductive organs are. So it’s the closest thing to an ass a plant has.

People need to be proud of their.puns again damnit!

quams69, to memes in literally no clue

Bold to assume we own yards

salton, (edited )

You could have some potted plants that have simple flowers that polonaters like unlike the really ornate ones. A couple times a year I try to start new patches of native milk weed on random segments of land along the roadside.

MoodyRaincloud,

Your yard in your summer residence then. Jeez

SARGEx117, to memes in literally no clue

I have lived at my current property for nearly 7 years now, and while I cut the main area up against the house once a week, I typically let the rest grow out for a month. Never used sprays other than flea and tick for my dog’s yard, and never even pulled weeds.

Still, it’s almost all completely homogenous grass. Not sure what species, but it doesn’t grow very high. 3-5 inches. No wildflowers have encroached, no other grasses except clover, not even weeds other than dandelion. The only other thing that grows anywhere is some English ivy that’s pissing me off all over the house. Every time I pull some out and dig up the root, I find more a few days later.

Still, MUCH higher insect, pollinator, and other wildlife activity vs my previous residence. It’s been nice seeing fireflies again, even if it’s still nowhere near what it was when I was a kid.

syl,

Switch it for a proper garden.

IMALlama,

Our yard is about 3" of top soil on top of basically solid clay. When we moved in a little over a decade ago I tried taking on the dandelions, but I quickly pivoted to planting clover. Now we have tons of the stuff, fewer dandelions despite no chemicals (not that I really mind them anymore), and our yard smells fantastic in mid to late spring when all the clover is in full bloom. Tons and tons of bees, crickets, etc. We re-did a flower bed and intentionally planted swamp milk weed and red crocosmia in it. They look fantastic together and the bees absolutely love it, not to mention the butterflies.

But yeah. About English ivy. Been fighting that stuff for years…

Gorvin, to memes in literally no clue

I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.

mrchuckles,

uhhhh most weeds provide almost zero food for pollinators. literally just as bad as grass.

Unaware7013,

Agreed, except thistle plants can go fuck themselves. I rip those out at least once a month and they keep coming back and crowding out the plants I want.

mrchuckles,

ironically one of the better weeds for pollinators

Unaware7013,

That figures... I'll be working to overseed clover next year, so that should help make up for it.

kbotc,

Are you actually growing native plants or do you just not care that you’re growing a massive amount of invasive on what we would call marginal lands?

UlyssesT, to memes in literally no clue

Few symptoms of old fashioned boomer-standard death cult mentality are as insidious and understated as the obsession with inch-high fuzzy green obedience rectangles and their hatred of viable ecosystems.

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