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Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams

This is why I supported a Tarantino Star Trek, to forever tarnish the brand with violence and language so much that Disney would be afraid to add it to their monolithic catalog of IPs

Patches,

Don’t lie. You just wanna see T’Pol’s feet.

Cause that’s all that’s guaranteed from a Tarantino flick.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

“Quinton, why is 30% of the film close up shots of T’Pol rubbing her feet in de-conn?”

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

“So I can cast myself as the de-conn, of course.”

andthenthreemore,

Up until your comment I was really against a Tarantino film.

VindictiveJudge,

They could always bring back Touchstone to compensate.

jayandp,

Modern Disney doesn’t care. They’re releasing Deadpool 3 rated R next year, and Echo in January is TV-MA.

WarmSoda,

Disney has always released r rated movies. They have specific studio brands for that stuff.

Blackmist,

Disney plus in the UK has that Pam and Tommy show featuring a talking erect penis.

Have fun with that, kiddywinks.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m with you, except he wanted to remake Yesterday’s Enterprise, and that would have been a travesty.

driving_crooner,
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Disney already owns Pulp Fiction.

porthos, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician

Pretty much the lamest conspiracy theory. There are better ones like Rhode Island is actually the third largest state in the US but the other states are trying to keep it down.

Blackmist,

I’m still waiting for the Birds Aren’t Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.

porthos,

Dont tell me you are one of those people who who are so naive they ACTUALLY believe humans came up with that Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy? Lol some people can’t see the truth when it is right there screaming in their face. It is clearly a crow psy-op campaign to distract humanity from uncovering their preparations for crowmeggedon. We are running out of time to raise people’s awareness, we have to speak up before the only ones left to speak have beaks….

Nakoichi, (edited )
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Stanley Kubrick was asked to fake the moon landing and he agreed, but being Stanley Kubrick he insisted they film on location.

Rhode Island is actually the third largest state in the US but the other states are trying to keep it down.

also this sounds fucking hilarious where can I read more?

porthos,

Well I haven’t gotten that particular conspiracy theory off the ground yet, still trying to get people in on that one.

I think it is everything you could want from a conspiracy theory though, you just steal all the same talking points from flat earthers but apply the conspiracy in so much more of a petty and meaningless direction that I think it has real potential.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams
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Misters Chekov, fire butt torpedoes.

nxdefiant,

Misters Chekov Do you want the Disney-owned, AI generated force ghost of Anton Yelchin to show up? Because THIS FAR AND NO FURTHER.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Nah just the regular force ghost

Jesus_666,

Misters Chekov Do you want the Disney-owned, AI generated force ghost of Anton Yelchin to show up?

Beverly Crusher would.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Why do we give Crusher so much shit for her ghostly dalliance, but Yar gets off scott free, when she had full on sex with an android that was only a couple months old from his perspective?

And don’t tell me that it’s because Rick Berman showed up on set in his true form to kill her off.

Lucien, to risa in #prouddad
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Y’all make fun of Worf for being an absent dad, but homie sure as hell made sure Alexander’s chemistry game was on point

FiskFisk33, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams

JJ Abrams already directed three star trek movies

I mean, I’m not really a fan of them, but it is what it is

negativenull,
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As well as Star Wars movies

FoolishBrainiac,

*directed two Star Trek movies.

Beyond was directed by Justin Lin which is why it was better than the JJ movies

Lucien,
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Yeah, but still, fuck JJ Abrams and his abominations

TeenieBopper,

I mean, the first one was a fun popcorn flick. Into Darkness was… Eh, not the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t adequately judge Beyond because it came out about three months after my dad died (who introduced me to Trek and sci-fi in general) and he would have loved the ending.

WarmSoda,

Beyond isn’t worth thinking about.

Nath,
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But I honestly love the Bangs and shouting! That sequence was great!

FlyingSquid,
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My dad was a film historian, and there have been so many discoveries and so much movie news he would have loved to know about since he died. I think about that every time something new in the classic movie world comes up.

andthenthreemore,

Didn’t direct beyond. And it’s by far the best of the Kelvin films.

HairHeel, to risa in No more monopolies!!
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I’m a lot more worried about a DC/Star Trek crossover than I was about a Marvel/Star Wars crossover. The DC people are stupid enough to try it.

nightwatch_admin, to risa in #prouddad

The Space-Time distortion is strong in this one

radix, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams
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Must go faster? She can’t take much more of this, Captain. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

pedz,

Going above warp 10 is definitely not recommended.

Whayle,
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Obviously it would be Scotty, not Sulu!

GratefullyGodless,
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Sulu’s the one driving the ship, Scotty just hangs out by the engines and whacks them with a wrench occasionally.

altima_neo,
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With a bottle of very old scotch in hand.

ILikeBoobies,

Somehow, Khan has returned

CarlsIII, to risa in #prouddad

So proud he had to swap out his forehead prosthetic!

unreachable, to risa in #prouddad
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gregorum, to risa in #prouddad
bleistift2, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams

Disney would never have allowed Kirk to kiss Uhura.

Doug,

You mean the Disney that conservative groups got mad at because two women had a split second “kiss” in a movie, or the Disney that made Song of the South?

ILikeBoobies,

Or the Disney that didn’t let the cops be gay in Gravity Falls, or the Disney that doesn’t let gays in Pixar films, or the Disney that relegated Finn to a minor character for being black

nxdefiant,

Don’t forget the Disney that sent a Terminator after Owl House.

ILikeBoobies,

Such a good show but they got a gay relationship and AFAIK it was cancelled for having a plot which the exec thought wouldn’t work in a cartoon

nxdefiant, (edited )

First same sex kiss between two main characters in a Disney property. Then “the show doesn’t really fit our brand”

it was amidst COVID cuts, sure, but probably an easy win for some exec to axe.

Doug,

Didn’t watch Gravity Falls but as far as I knew they were confirmed gay, admittedly in the finale.

There was also a gay cop in Onward

I also don’t agree that Finn was a minor character, he was a regular focal point in two movies much to the annoyance of the same conservative groups.

I’m by no means suggesting Disney is anywhere in the neighborhood of acceptable. Gay characters have a tendency to be tiny roles or unpromoted movies (I watch a lot of movies and I hadn’t seen anything for Strange World before it released). I’m just saying “never” is probably inaccurate for modern Disney.

Nath,
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Um, there was a gay couple in Lightyear. That’s a Pixar film.

ILikeBoobies,
Nath,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

This news article does not change the simple fact that there was a gay couple in Lightyear - a Pixar film.

teft, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
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They did fake the moon landing. Problem is Kubrick is such a stickler for detail that he insisted they shoot on location.

zifnab25,

Going to the B-roll footage of Apocalypse Now to deny the existence of Vietnam

directive0,
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youtu.be/_M50Fd3gXvM

This skit always summed it up for me.

negativenull,
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Classic

jawa21, (edited )
JohnDClay, (edited )
jawa21,

Ah, thanks! Gifs kept eluding me.

Th4tGuyII, (edited )
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JohnDClay,

Yeah, that bottom one is the format I used.

teft,
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Your way links it with alt text. The way below hot links the image to show it in the comment.


<span style="color:#323232;">![](gif url here)
</span>

That’s how I always do gifs.

Th4tGuyII,
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Ah, I see this is one of those little differences between KBin and Lemmy.

This is what I see...

So you guys see that first one as just the GIF and not that massive URL that we see.

teft,
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prole, (edited )

If Barry Lyndon was any indication, he would have def gotten the natural light spot on.

Kind of a boring movie, but goddamn is it gorgeous.

leftzero,

And do you know how he managed to make every frame in that film look like a period painting…? A very particular and expensive lens NASA gave him.

(Of course, though, while the man despised filming on location, he required massive amounts of reference pictures to build his sets, so even though the official moon landing was fake, NASA still had to get some astronauts there first to take those pictures for him.)

leftzero,

No, no, Kubrick hated shooting on location. All those Vietnam scenes in Full Metal Jacket…? Filmed right next to London.

Now, he did fake the moon landing, of course, that’s why NASA gave him the lens he used to make every single frame in Barry Lyndon look like a period painting… but much like with the start of 2001 (also filmed in London), he wanted lots of location pictures for reference (he didn’t want to go there, wherever it was, but he had no qualms whatsoever about sending other people), so he demanded NASA send astronauts to the moon anyway to take those pictures, and the official moon landing was faked using those pictures taken in the real one as reference.

Nakoichi,
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god dammit I didn’t read down to this comment before making the exact same joke picard

theodewere, (edited )
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

the lunar commissary that the film crew used during shooting is still there, you can see it with a good telescope

robot_dog_with_gun, to risa in No more monopolies!!

geordi-no both

Neato, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
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I forget where I saw it but I watched a video that showed how in 69 it would be so difficult to fake the shots that it was easier to just go to the moon.

JustMy2c,

Going to the moon is easy. Coming back alive is another thing.

But catering for a movie cast (and paying them to keep it on the down low) may be more difficult & costly…

Hasherm0n,

This one? youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=oaF9L2yCBFuy35KB

It’s a great watch on the subject.

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