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Delphia, to upliftingnews in Amazing Project Could Reduce Stops at Red Traffic Lights by 30%

This is the basic stuff that AI could be used for to improve everyones life.

Mbourgon, to upliftingnews in Amazing Project Could Reduce Stops at Red Traffic Lights by 30%

Don’t count on it. For instance, one of the main drags in Plano,TX was set so that doing the speed limit would cause you to sit at the lights - because one of the city council owned those an ad business and the combo billboard/bench made him money. And the police liked it too, since impatient people would speed the whole way to avoid getting caught at the lights.

IonAddis, to archaeology in Archaeologists Discover Remains of 5,000-Year-Old Wine in Ancient Egyptian Tomb
@IonAddis@lemmy.world avatar

“Tomb beverage” sounds like some sort of horrible euphemism involving embalming fluid…or worse.

DavidGarcia, to archaeology in Archaeologists Discover Remains of 5,000-Year-Old Wine in Ancient Egyptian Tomb

This together with all the thousands of years old cheeses, 2000 year old bog butter, and edible mammoth meat we found, we could make the sickest charcuterie board in history

prettybunnys,

Mmmm mammoth meat rose

DavidGarcia,

When you think about it, the concept of a “meat rose” is horrible. Sounds like somthing the Ayleid would come up with.

Fermion,

Bender is going to make some award winning sausage.

XTornado, to upliftingnews in Scientists Find A Whole New Ecosystem Hiding Beneath Earth's Seafloor

Wait, don’t tell me… It’s dying right?

GrimSheeper,

Why you gotta doom on the uplifting news community?

unwillingsomnambulist, to upliftingnews in Scientists Find A Whole New Ecosystem Hiding Beneath Earth's Seafloor

Sounds similar to how we got the plot of The Meg…hope we don’t flip a rock and piss off a squid the size of MSC Irina.

doppelgangmember,

Squids back on the menu bois!

SuckMyWang, to upliftingnews in Scientists Find A Whole New Ecosystem Hiding Beneath Earth's Seafloor

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  • banazir,
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    Don’t worry, they will outlive us.

    SuckMyWang,

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  • handhookcardoor,

    BURN THE OCEAN!!!

    xuxebiko,

    everythng we touch, we turn to shit.

    Ubermeisters, to upliftingnews in Scientists Find A Whole New Ecosystem Hiding Beneath Earth's Seafloor

    Sucks for them, hope they aren’t near precious mineral nodules

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