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ali, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

That can also be your poor fucking housemate if you got one. One day, after 5 snoozes at 5am, I went to the dude’s door and yelled, “Either get the fuck up or I’ll pour an ice-cold bucket of water over your head and bed the next time it rings!” I wasn’t joking. He never used the snooze function again.

Pons_Aelius,

Now that is what I call setting firm boundaries.

bdonvr,

I do this and my SO and I wake up at different times

Thank you smart watch vibration alarm

electrogamerman,

Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.

SomeAmateur, (edited )

You know the “most annoying noise in the world” bit from Dumb and Dumber? I had a roommate with THAT and about five other loud ass annoying things as his alarms. If I didn’t have to get out of bed to do so I would have done the same.

who8mydamnoreos, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Pons_Aelius,

That sucks. My guess is that they were happy you had replaced their parents in this role.

who8mydamnoreos,

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

Pons_Aelius,

But they were still able to pass the responsibility of getting up at the right time to you.

who8mydamnoreos,

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

nucleative,

I hope it involved a bucket of ice, or spiders.

JoShmoe, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

saltnotsugar, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

He barks but he’s bilingual.

Gorvin, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

“Never said anything about sheep”.

Pons_Aelius, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Better option, go old school.

Don't use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.

Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.

DisqueDePise,

Then go back in your bed for a few minutes and miss work

Pons_Aelius,

Hate to sound like a parent, then you need to go to bed earlier.

I haven't used an alarm in about a decade because I value sleep. Most of us live in a constant state of sleep deprivation and it is one of the worst things you can do for your health.

Aurenkin,

I’m pretty sure chronic lack of sleep has started impacting my memory and ability to perform consistently on some cognitive tasks

Pons_Aelius,

I don't doubt it.

I remember reading experiments where being awake for 24 hours impacts the ability to drive more than a blood alcohol level of 0.05 and by 36 hours it is 0.15.

30p87,

But what shall I do; The Talos Principle is too addicting.

Darorad,

Are you telling me it’s not healthy to sleep 4 hours for most of the week then like 16 on the weekends?

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Nah that’s terrible. Gotta bump up those weekend numbers, think you can do 20 a day?

Pons_Aelius,

I know you are not serious but you cannot make up sleep debt. Crashing like this on the weekends just makes it worse.

drekly,

I know you are not serious

Allow me to introduce myself

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/82347b82-5edd-4127-8abe-9d10630c8061.jpeg

It’s 4:14, I need to be up to look after my daughter at 7. 👌🥱🫠

electrogamerman,

That’s how I know I would be a bad parent. If I go to bed at 4am, there’s nothing nor no one that would make me stand up at 7am

drekly,

Yeah I thought the same, but I think I’m doing a good job! Doing great at looking after her, not so great at looking after myself.

Beardsley,

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

TheFrirish,

go to bed earlier if you can’t fall asleep then go to bed at 7 or 6 pm after 2hrs or 3hrs you will fall asleep goddammit

Imgonnatrythis,

And I’ll tell my landlord to cut my rent in half so I don’t need two jobs.

Pons_Aelius,

I'm sorry you have that and truly hope you find an effective treatment, but the vast majority of people who are sleep deprived do not suffer from medically induced insomnia.

Gorvin,

I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.

electrogamerman,

Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains

WhisperingEye, (edited ) to memes in Congrats, guys!

Take it from me who’s gotten his life together, gotten married and gotten promoted and etc; it’s overrated

Zink, to memes in Congrats, guys!
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

You say “getting your life together” like that’s a thing that happens

Son_of_dad, to memes in Congrats, guys!

I’m married and got a promotion this year. I have nothing together

mrchuckles, to memes in Congrats, guys!

dis is me buying pokémon cards as an adult

tdawg, to memes in Congrats, guys!

You guys are able to laugh?

iforgotmyinstance,

Like Jimmy most of us are wasted as many of our waking hours as possible.

qooqie, to memes in Congrats, guys!

Go at whatever pace feels most comfortable to you in life bro :)

Oreos,

Time that you’ve enjoyed wasting… is not time wasted

Aralakh, to memes in I’m fine. Totally fine!

Homie, you okay? 👀

aeternum, to memes in Congrats, guys!

haha this meme is funny

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

haha this meme is funny

PopcornPrincess,

haha this meme is funny

Oreos,

haha this meme is funny

db2, (edited ) to memes in I’m fine. Totally fine!

That’s methed up.

Edit: guess I made Methany and Methaniel mad. 🤷

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