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Jimmycrackcrack, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

"tenant shall not keep dog(s) on premises.

  • A (1) sheep is permitted"
OADINC, (edited ) to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

For the people who have this issue, I cannot recommend sleep as android (android only) highly enough, especially if you have a smart watch with heart rate monitoring.

I set an alarm for 07:00 and it wakes me up between 06:30-07:00. But it does so in the best phase of your sleep, so you feel wel rested.

Also I have it set to vibrate my watch, instead of making noise. And I love it.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.urbandr…

XTornado,

It also supports those math, scan qr, etc extra modes for alarms.

Yerbouti,

But you have to sleep with a watch… That makes it unusable for me.

OADINC,

You don’t have to have a watch, the tracking is more accurate with a watch. You can also track with just your phone. You 'll have to lay it next to you on the bed.

Yerbouti,

Ok interesting.

Comment105,

Your link seems broken, but for any other readers it seems to refer to “Sleep as Android: Smart Alarm” by Urbandroid / Petr Nalevka

Rated 4.4/5 @ 10M downloads.

Personally I don’t have a smart watch, and have been looking for an alarm app for my phone that lets me group my set of alarms, disable and enable them all at once, and move them all together X hours and minutes eariler / later.

OADINC,

Does the link work now?

Aggravationstation, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

Did the landlord sing “no dogs allowed, but sheep are cool” like in the Snoopy cartoons?

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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I used to do this, and then I got a beagle. Now, if I don’t get up with the first alarm, my beagle screams until I get up. He’s so loud lol

sirico, to memes in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.
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x4740N, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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Who else just ends up sleeping through all of them

TheFrirish, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Then wake the hell up. If you set an alarm at least wake up when it rings bruh.

weariedfae, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Most of y’all don’t have a diagnosed sleep disorder and it shows.

nucleative, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I’ve not used any alarm at all for the past 20 years. It’s amazing. I just automatically wake up at the same time every day. And go to sleep about the same time every day.

Adjust your life so you can do this, if you can.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
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I started to not sleep in (so much) after I had kids. I still wouldn’t call myself a morning person but these days 8am is sleeping in.

SasquatchBanana,

This only happened to me when I was in my 30s. I think my brain chemistry did not allow me when I was younger and in my 20s to do this. Now I can barely stay up late and I wake up consistently before my alarm.

Hellstormy, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited ) to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
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Once you learn about the magical alarm app Gentle Wakeup (paid, worth it, made by a doctor), you will throw all your alarms out of the window. It changed my life.

Wanna hear genuinely useful sleep tips?

  • Get your sunshine fix for Vitamin D. It regulates body’s internal clock aka circadian rhythm. 20-30 minutes twice a week, with minimum clothing for maximum exposure.
  • Calculate your sleep cycles. It varies between 90-100 minutes, and you take 4-5 of them. Usually 4 if not an old age person.
  • Use the Gentle Wakeup alarm app and set it accordingly with nice music.
  • Set one alarm at the end of 3rd sleep cycle block, and one at the 4th (or 4th and 5th if old age).
  • Sleep at night as intended, and not at 6am scrolling like a zombie. Even 12 midnight can work out well for an office goer.

Your sleep is fixed.

Pantherina, to memes in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Wtf is going on at that picture? This dude looks like he is dying

Sheeple, to memes in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
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2017 ☠️

HerrVorragend, to memes in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
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Even harder in 2023.

Soon, the only solution is to embrace the caused offence

Sheeple,
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You do realise this post was sarcasm?

Cockmaster6000,

You sound offended

randomname01,

I make jokes all the time, and I almost never offend anyone. Just don’t bully people and don’t say any hateful shit, it’s as easy as that.

BruceTwarzen,

I was in a bar last week where i haven't been in 10 years. Some of the same people still hang around there. I talked to a guy i knew for a bit and then turned around again. Then i heard them talk about how it's crazy that they can't joke and even talk normally anymore without people getting mad and offened. I turned around again, and asked them what they are talking about. What can't you say anymore? They were pretty drunk and just mumbled: you know, normal stuff. Do you just mean racist shit? You think you can't do racist jokes anymore? They were like: can't even say faggot anymore. You just did, you can say whatever the fuck you want, you just have to accept that people think you are racist pricks.
Small towns are interesting sometimes

RobertOwnageJunior,

I just do the racist stuff alone in my cellar.

randomname01,

Also, these idiots always ignore context. Like, if gay dudes amongst each other say faggot jokingly that’s totally fine (assuming they’re all cool with it, of course), but some straight dude saying it with a negative undertone isn’t acceptable at all.

unreachable, to memes in Me: Sit! , Dog: You sit! , Me: Ok!
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you don’t want to mess with an “absolute unit”

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