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EmoDuck, to memes in twenty-six

No, they got a table for 13 people but decided to all sit on one side for when the picture was taken. Look at how crowded it is.

Source: I worked at that restaurant when Jesus came though. Terrible tipper, got what was coming for him

flashgnash,

I hear the camera quality was terrible back then

jol,

EmoDuck’s real name? Albert Einstein. Fell old yet?

shasta,

He cured my leprosy. Just took away my livelihood without so much as a “by your leave…” Can you believe that?!

brain_in_a_box, to memes in Official history of the world

"You can’t be angry at the people causing untold suffering, because actual everything’s bad and that’s just the way it is.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

I don’t think that was the point of the post.

It was more “Never fall for a ‘things were good back then’ narrative because actually shit sucked even more in the past”

sooper_dooper_roofer, (edited )

aright cool nothing matters

minecraft

LeFrog, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The image didnt load for me properly, so here it is:

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e5faad08-0584-433d-b233-493889e0f437.jpeg

drislands,

Just saw that you shared, thank you. OP provided the link to save an archive of the meme, somehow.

Sanctus, to memes in Lead By Example they say!
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I think we understand that all leaders involved are shitbags. What we are protesting is the thoughtless slaughter of civilians.

speaker_hat,

Civilians slaughter is a symptom. The root cause is leaders decisions.

Treat the symptoms won’t solve it, as we can all see.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Yes because we will all just decide to consume our leaders. That happens so often its actually expected. /s

Come on, man. If we could all rise up collectively, usurp the warmongers and become the peacemakers we would have done so the globe over already.

speaker_hat, (edited )

You are correct, the people in Gaza practically cannot consume their current leaders.

So who can? Israel, and this is exactly what it does now: treat the root cause, and destroying these leaders.

gribodyr,
@gribodyr@lemmy.ml avatar

Which flag are you doing this with?

Doorbook,

And the silence of leaders, who pretended to care for human rights yet get so scared to say: “ceasefire”.

TheBlue22, to memes in Official history of the world

Back in my day we worked 28 hours a day and didnt complain!!

(They put cocaine in coca cola and lead in the water)

lars,

And the… non-WASPs knew their place. They loved it too in fact!

(I’m paraphrasing some actual things that actual people have actually said about the good old days (but I can’t remember their actual euphemisms (dysphemisms) for non-WASPs))

AngryCommieKender,

The ones I grew up around called them heathens.

lars,

It never occurred to me that I should be grateful to have heard “heathen” used only by history professors and sarcasts.

lars,

…and could afford houses and food

lars,

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

potpie,

… as long as they were white.

DaPorkchop_, to memes in twenty-six

why are you using the internet archive as an image host?!?

lars,

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

jdf038,

It only momentarily loads for me. My guess is they are limiting its bandwidth(?) I could be wrong.

lars,

You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?

jdf038,

Nevermind it works now! For me it would load then show a broken icon

lars,

Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.

DaPorkchop_,

I mean, I get what you’re saying, but the Internet Archive has limited resources as it is and doesn’t appreciate being used as a CDN. They’ve said as much themselves on various occasions

merc, to memes in Official history of the world

There’s a reason most historical fiction focuses on nobles and land-owners. You can tell interesting stories about them, and modern people can sort-of relate to their lifestyles. If you told stories about the common people, modern people wouldn’t be able to focus on the story, and would get distracted by how brutal and awful their day-to-day lives were.

pingveno, (edited )

Now fairy tales, that’s where the brutality comes in. Ever heard of “The Death of the Little Hen” collected by the Grimm brothers? The last line is, I kid you not, “and then everyone was dead”. Gotta get those kiddos used to pandemics and family sized tombstones.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Not really

You tell stories of people who could have it recorded and preserved

WarmSoda, to memes in twenty-six

We all really like this window seat.

rustyredox,

Also, no one like to sit with their back to the walkway corridor, with other guests and staff constantly squeezing past and behind your seat.

Ryan213, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Or when you pull up beside them at the red light.

FunderPants,

Satisfying

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

When the light they had to stop at turns green.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

If you time it right and if the rushy dweebs don’t block all the lanes, you’ll fly right by them, coasting.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Right behind them at the exit a few miles later.

cmhickman358,

There’s got to be one of those super specific German words for that feeling when you pull up next them at the light. Like Schadenfreude but for this specific instance.

jcriecke, (edited ) to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

The most difficult game to play is to drive calmly (almost never use the brake pedal) while leaving plenty of room for assholes to merge in front of you. Requires huge amounts of attention and emotional discipline. Best game on the highway though.

staticblanket,

Kudos to you.

gizmonicus,

The annoying thing is: if everyone did this, phantom traffic jams wouldn’t be a thing, and even real road obstructions would have significantly less impact and we would all get where we want to go faster, collectively. But we won’t, because I got mine.

SonicBlue03, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

The old neighbor’s calves must be incredible.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

drislands, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

How the hell did you manage to link not the meme, not the archive of the meme, but the link to saving an archival snapshot of the meme?

Fixed link: i.imgflip.com/87b1xg.jpg

speaker_hat,

😆 thanks edited

drislands,

Glad I could help XD I was legitimately baffled…

Vode_An,

Chad behavior, posting without caring whether anyone can even see it.

Fixbeat, to memes in Official history of the world

Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Elephant0991, to memes in My building's policy on pets
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

Cute dogs allowed!

Daryl76679,

I mean how could you say no to a doggo like that

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Landlords often have no hearts

Sabre363, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Old? Did you kill them?

lars,

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

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